seven; voice

[detectiveace]

Mansion.

[ someone sounds tired. exhausted. and ever so slightly irate. ]

I would greatly appreciate it if you returned my hat and clothing to me, thank you.

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[voice]

[timisnotme]

It would be nice if we could get food! That was actually edible! And cigarettes. But mostly food. And clothes. And certainly food.

*He's a bit rambly after not sleeping. Good thing you're tired too or this voice might sound kind of familiar!*

[voice]

[detectiveace]

[ pause, because hey it does sound familiar. but then she just assumes it's a voice she's heard over the network-- there's so many of them. you're right: she's too tired to think much of it. ]

Food is the least of our worries. I don't believe anyone's found my hat-- [ ...well, we know what's on her mind. ]

Pardon me, the source of the explosions.

[voice]

[timisnotme]

Your hat is the source of the explosions?

*Wait.. that isn't what she said. Is it?*

Oh. I don't think the explosions are real. You kinda only hear them when you try to go to sleep.

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[detectiveace]

Oh.

[ hold on, mind was wandering. lost that train of thought.

... ]

[tobethebest]

Naotooo, this event sucks so much. I want my clothes back and I want real food and I want to sleep so badly.

[detectiveace]

As do I, Yukino-san. However, the Mansion seems to have other plans. As usual.

[tobethebest]

Ugh, of course. It always has other plans. This is just downright mean though! It's cruel and unusual and just...ngh. I don't even know.

[detectiveace]

Sleep deprivation is a very effective form of torture, which has been used by various regimes in the past. [ because that is somehow a logical response. ]

[hurricanebomber]

It's not like they won't be back.

[detectiveace]

I wish to have them returned to me now.

[hurricanebomber]

Too damn bad.

[detectiveace]

[ you are not seeing the conspiracies behind the gokudera, OPEN YOUR MIND. ]

The Mansion's confiscation of personal property is disconcerting. Especially considering the fact that the hat came with me from my home.

[2ndhandlion]

Yeah, if they feel like returning my goddamn pants.

[detectiveace]

[ tmi, hubb. ]

We can only hope this event ends soon.

[2ndhandlion]

[Hey, he's not bum to the breeze, he just hates hospital gowns XD]

It's the principle of the thing.

[detectiveace]

And hope that we can prevent such invasions of personal property in the future.

[helena_campbell]

Err... [Helena glances down at her pajamas. She actually likes wearing them.]

It's really too bad the Mansion doesn't talk back to us. You know, the way other people talk back to us. [Her voice starts trailing off.] Like right now... except that if it could talk back to us, then there wouldn't really be too much of a mystery behind all the... [Yaaaaaawn] all the events and... [Yeah, she's not even going to finish.]

[detectiveace]

[ you will never ever ever catch naoto in anything but her usual clothes. never ever ever ever ever ever ever sob

wait, hold on. your yawn is making her yawn. give her a sec. ]

I could do without the events.

[helena_campbell]

Yeah. It's not like we don't cause enough problems ourselves most of the time.

[detectiveace]

[ under most circumstances, she would just agree and leave it at that, HOWEVER ]

It seems like Wonderland has a strange affinity for the mentally unstable and violent.