Two for One on a once-only deal

[detmike_logan]

Staring at my inbox, I realized that this had all gotten out of hand. But then again, what kind of jerk plays with other people's stuff and then doesn't let them use his.
I decided just to post both of those chain-letter things at once. If I win the lottery, though, I thought, as I hit "enter" I'm keeping it all. AND I'm going on that vacation.So

Comments

[detmeganwheeler]

Yeah, okay. (commenting for the first)

Second:
Three questions:
-Do you like your job?
-WHY do you like your job?
-What do you hate about your job?

[detmike_logan]

1) You remind me of a kid I used to beat up.
2) Skirt. Wear one.
3) Olive green - like that hoodie thing you wear.
4) Next to that hoodie, my ties look great. Kidding. You're shaping up pretty well, partner-wise.
5) The look on your face at the donor-cycle scene - and how quickly you switched to focus on what was important; being pissed about me making you drive.
6) Gerbil. I'm KIDDING. You don't remind me of an animal.
7) So, how hot DO you think I am? I'm not into you, but I like to get a survey now and again.

[detmeganwheeler]

1. Are you saying I look like a ten-year old boy?
2. I have.
4. Gee, thanks.
7. You're not my type.

[detmike_logan]

1) He was eight, actually.
2) So do it again.
7) Good. You're not mine - see #1. However, I'm just saying...I look good, right?

[csu_millie]

I don't think I know you well enough to ask you any questions, so I'll just comment for the first one.

[detmike_logan]

2) Why don't you let me buy you some coffee and think about these some more?

[trust_issue]

You actually forward chain letters?

[detmike_logan]

What else do you call this thing?

Now, was that a comment for the first one, one of the questions for the second, or just a passing Rodgers-like jab?

[trust_issue]

I can assure you my jabs are throughly and completely my own. And since I'm in a good mood I'll give you three questions.

1. If clothes make the man, what do your clothes say about you?
2. I heard they sent you to rot in the 'burbs for a few years. What's the story?
3. What'd you want to be when you were kid?

[detmike_logan]

1) "Hey, someone's got a sense of humor. And wouldn't he look better OUT of this suit?"

2) Cop meets creep, cop pops creep, creep calls cronies, cop gets shafted.

3) An adult.

[rgoren_nypd]

You owe me.
I'm not even going to touch the second one because for reasons having nothing to do with you, I would not be able to come up with three civilized questions even if I tried.

[detmike_logan]

Maybe I'll just come up with three more questions for you, then.

[rgoren_nypd]

Yeah. I make not guarantees about anything if you do that.

[detmike_logan]

Right.

Okay.
1) What do you do when nobody's looking?
2) Why'd your last girlfriend dump you?
3) You're the guy who did the sample thing in the lab, aren't you?

[captdannyross]

Why do I bother? (1st)

[detmike_logan]

Because you're a glutton for punishment.

1) You make a funny face when you're trying to keep your temper.
2) Body shots at the bar by the two-seven
3) Navy
4) You order donuts and you're usually not condescending
5) Telling me to wake up, and yanking my chain about Wheeler.
6) Meerkat
7) So, how do you really feel about Todd?

[captdannyross]

1. I'm glad it amuses you so.
2. I...don't know how to answer that one.
4. I'd order them more if you didn't eat them before I got to them.
6. ...thanks
7. Good man.

[detmike_logan]

7) Is that why your eye gets that little tic every time you say his name? Who *is* he, anyway?