the world's most awesome insults. i use these from time to time

[detritusofheart]

*****No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms

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[detritusofheart]

but i mean them in the best way possible :D ~i was joking when i said them to you.

[mighty_f]

i think not