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The following is a heavily edited conversation about hair. Read at your own risk.
Me: If my cock were my nose, I would have an afro
Rudy: How does one shave their crack?
Me: I assume Rudy, this is why men first researched things like Nair. I've heard about dudes using electric razors for the crack. But that sounds dangerous and futile. I mean, you'd have to like keep the cheeks seperated, with like tape maybe? And arrange a complex series of mirrors.
Rudy: Or have someone hold them
Me: Yeah Rudy, it seems like butt shaving would have to be communal. You shave me, I shave you. That would probably extent to back hair. I wonder if there's a culture where people do that: you get married, and it's part of the duties of the wife to keep the husband smooth. And vice versa, I guess? Although the men would really only do it for politeness' sake. Also maybe it would be sexual for some of them? I read once about an h-game where a nun gets sexually aroused while you shave her arm pits, so who knows? It would be like a terrible form of anal sex. Only, the wife couldn't give her husband a reach around, seeing as butt shaving requires two hands. Unless we went back to using something to fix the cheeks in position. BDSM shaving? Roleplay where you're shaved against your will?
Rudy: I'd read a doujin about it.
Me: If my cock were my nose, I would have an afro
Rudy: How does one shave their crack?
Me: I assume Rudy, this is why men first researched things like Nair. I've heard about dudes using electric razors for the crack. But that sounds dangerous and futile. I mean, you'd have to like keep the cheeks seperated, with like tape maybe? And arrange a complex series of mirrors.
Rudy: Or have someone hold them
Me: Yeah Rudy, it seems like butt shaving would have to be communal. You shave me, I shave you. That would probably extent to back hair. I wonder if there's a culture where people do that: you get married, and it's part of the duties of the wife to keep the husband smooth. And vice versa, I guess? Although the men would really only do it for politeness' sake. Also maybe it would be sexual for some of them? I read once about an h-game where a nun gets sexually aroused while you shave her arm pits, so who knows? It would be like a terrible form of anal sex. Only, the wife couldn't give her husband a reach around, seeing as butt shaving requires two hands. Unless we went back to using something to fix the cheeks in position. BDSM shaving? Roleplay where you're shaved against your will?
Rudy: I'd read a doujin about it.