[Accurséd Eden] [April Fool's Event '09]

[deusexblastia]

So. Uh.

Does this place regularly explode in a fit of... of... hell, what would ya call this? Insanity? Ol' Raven can't keep up with all this!

No wonder so many people don't like ta talk about this place.

Comments

[allnaturalmagic]

Hey there, sexy. How you doin'?

[deusexblastia]

Hey now, isn't that my line?

[allnaturalmagic]

I got tired of waiting.

[deusexblastia]

Yeah, that sounds like-

[a_severed_fate]

Mr. Raven~! Would you like to join my harem?
I can cook and sing, and I know how to fight, too! *sparkles*

...oh, that... um... I think it's normal because there was a terrible cold spell just a few weeks ago. People are behaving strangely, but there's just so much energy! Isn't it wonderful?

[deusexblastia]

Aha. Listen darlin', if you don't mind, I'm gonna take a feeeew steps back now.

[a_severed_fate]

Oh... okay. I understand.

[deusexblastia]

Yeah. Raven's gettin' ta be a little too old for this harem business.

[moemoebomber]

Did you say "explode"?

[deusexblastia]

I get the feeling I didn't want to.

[moemoebomber]

But it's such a lovely word! Why wouldn't you want to-

[iamtheforest]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

[lordshiraasan]

*Nearby, exploding flies and bugs with a bazooka*

[deusexblastia]

Yep. Things are off the deep end.

[lordshiraasan]

*Stray missile coming at you btw*

[deusexblastia]

Gah!

[Pure luckshot backflip dodge!]

[infusedbymagic]

This place is truly insane.

I think the island's alive.

Or we're an elaborate experiment.

Probably both.

Hi there.

[deusexblastia]

Y'know, I'd really love ta say something like that would bother me.

[infusedbymagic]

*cocks head* This doesn't bother you? That in itself is a little alarming!

[deusexblastia]

Yeah, probably. Guess ya gotta be a bit loopy in the head ta get used ta it.