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Messages for: Infirmary staff, Those who got their brains fried by the Barge in the blackout, Owlman, Uhura, Santa.'>[Private to the Infirmary Staff]
It's taken the rest of
I need someone to come to Toshiko's room right now. She's breathing, but she's been she's not moving. I can't wake her up.
Someone should I'll drop her inmate a line about it.
[Private to Owlman]
Hey, you're Toshiko Sato's inmate, right?
[Private to Team 'Barge Cooked My Brains Out']
The Barge put Toshiko in a coma. Does anyone else
[Pause. Kind of too long a pause.]
Why does this happen?
[Private to Uhura]
Hey. You wanna get together? Go hang out in the CES or something?
[Private to Santa]
Give her her soul back. Give all of us our souls back you evil bloodsucking son of a bitch!
[Pause]
Okay, sorry, I just... yeah. I guess I'm a little on edge right now.
Give everyone in the engine room some of that stuff I got in the Christmas port. Nougat, right? Yeah, give them all some of that. And different stuff too, uh, give Shego... a punching bag. I mean, a non-fleshy one. And give O'Brien... I don't know, some books by Karl Marx, I guess? I mean, he's communist, right?
Get Data some cuddly toys, like, maybe four or five, and definitely include a monkey and a dog in there.
Actually, give Uhura cuddly toys as well. No, give her one cuddly toy... and it should be like... a seal. Or a sea lion. Or a Polar bear. One of those cute things that used to live in the arctic. And... some roses. Give her some roses, and a bottle of champagne.
[Pause.]
Or give me that stuff, and I'll give it to her in person.
Give Howie some Cowboy boots. [Pause] And a cowboy hat.
Give Rex a map of the known galaxy and a high powered telescope, so he can like... I don't know, discover constellations, or try and map where we're going or something. And give him something alive that isn't either a snake, or food for snakes. I'm thinking butterfly enclosure.
I want... I don't know. Stuff for Rommie, I guess? Stuff for work?
Look, I want her to wake up. Just let her wake up, and nothing else matters.