44 - I happen to think this is a VERY FINE Wardening techique.

Apr 03, 2011 16:18

[Harper switches on the video feed, and he's kinda got that twitchy, 'I'm furious, but I'm reigning it in' look about him. He smiles, and claps his hands together ( Read more... )

fucking fellow residents of the barge, technology will punish you, best warden ever amirite?, harper hates the world

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deusexmechanic April 3 2011, 16:36:54 UTC
1) Next asshole to try it has fair warning.

2) Rex has already been beat up, locked up, lost his snakes, his filters, and all his tech for what he did. The next person to try something will be killing him again for one crime. I'll only murder each perpetrator once.

3) I'll make it quick.

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deusexmechanic April 3 2011, 16:47:03 UTC
Don't worry Howie, I'm not expecting anyone's permission for this. I'd honestly think less of you if you lay down and let me do it.

[BUT LOL HE'S NOT GONNA LISTEN TO YOU.]

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Private last_kodiak April 3 2011, 15:47:30 UTC
Harper.

Don't do this.

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Private deusexmechanic April 3 2011, 16:37:18 UTC
Gimmie one good reason why I shouldn't?

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Private last_kodiak April 3 2011, 16:38:19 UTC
Because you're not going to like where this ends up.

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Private deusexmechanic April 3 2011, 16:40:06 UTC
It ends up with him a little safer and them a little deader. I think I like that okay.

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most_feared April 3 2011, 15:52:22 UTC
[Kay is of the opinion fffft. Harper's not a professional? If it's his friend getting hurt and the time in Zero is worth it, have at it.] Do you want me to hang around the infirmary until he's out to provide some extra security or do you think that's gonna be it?

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deusexmechanic April 3 2011, 16:41:44 UTC
[Pause... because, way to be extremely classy, Kay. Harper loves you a bit.]

I... I'm hoping that'll be it, but if you had some free time and nothing better to do, then I guess it couldn't hurt.

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most_feared April 3 2011, 22:00:17 UTC
[He figures Harper had a pretty goddamn hard day, Harper.] I'll put a couple of days at least, when he's at his worst. Shouldn't be a problem and I can probably find someone to switch off with.

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whattheytellyou April 3 2011, 15:53:44 UTC
Fair enough.

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deusexmechanic April 3 2011, 16:42:06 UTC
Good to hear it.

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breakmychest April 3 2011, 16:03:58 UTC
Well, you're a bloody idiot.

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deusexmechanic April 3 2011, 16:42:34 UTC
Correction, I'm a bloody idiot with a lot of guns and a nasty streak.

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breakmychest April 3 2011, 16:59:12 UTC
That doesn't really help your case, mate. And this is speaking as someone who was seriously considering killing the git if given half a chance, up until I realised he just wanted the attention. They kill him, you kill them, someone else kills you... just ends up being a bloody mess.

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deusexmechanic April 3 2011, 17:22:53 UTC
And what about all those people on board who didn't have your epiphany about him just wanting attention? I'm supposed to just stand back and hope that no one else goes after him?

How about this for wardening: They get to choose. They step back and let us do our jobs? Then those are the rules we stick to and no one gets hurt. They go out to get revenge themselves? Then we work by those rules, and everybody bleeds for it.

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