Crashing Parties

[deusexpirata]

Well, I had some fun yesterday. I went to a rather typical party where people were standing around drinking and making asses of themselves. My ride and I stood around and, after downing a beer in record time, I began to consider leaving because the party wasn't that great. Then the owner of the house said "Cops are here, fill up your cup and split

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[anonymous]

hey! no docking cooks! they rawk! and it takes a good deal of intelligence to cook, and even more to be a good cook.

~darksoulforever

[fortysix_and2]

thats the funniest shit ever man. whatever happend to tony the never do anything wrong good boy, jk.

[anonymous]

Being a cook is slightly harder than driving around issuing tickets, but i can see where the hatred towards the police can get you to bash on more intelligent people. Now as for their IQ, I would hope that it was higher than a lampshade or and ash tray. This is because if they had the intelligence of a lapshade or an ash tray how the FUCK are they gonna be able to drive. Anyway, funny stuff just stop generalizing about all police some of them are quite intelligent

[deusexpirata]

Okay.. first of all I would like to explain the importance of a sense of humor when reading my posts and will kindly ask that anyone who plans on taking one of my posts seriously.. just don't read it. Yes, as any intelligent individual knows.. the collective IQ of an ash tray and a lampshade combined is approximately ZERO, meaning both beings are legally inanimate. Thank you for pointing out this very obvious inconsistency in my insult. The bit about not being able to drive while legally dead makes a lot of sense, and I'm sure all twelve of our readers will aplaud you for it

[anonymous]

Yes, but again, you miss the point dear man. The point is that this cop spent a minimum of two years in the military protecting your nation and now he's spending his valuable time protecting your home. You repay him by wasting minutes of his life that he'll never recover by being stupid and thinking you're above the law. He had a right to be in whatever unintelligent position he so chose whereas you had no such right. It is rather mocking to hear you talk to dimissingly of authorities who are only doing their job. You can't tell me you never get in fluctuating moods or moments of stupidity in your job IF you have one. Whatever. I understand you may respect authority in general, but saying "I'm respectful of those who offer me protection most of the time" just won't cut it. Even if it's "all the time except for once". It's usually okay to disrespect those you're angry at so long as you don't go and make a big fuss about it so we have to take minutes from our (not) busy schedule to read it. -sigh- Again. I could care less. Peace out.

Wasting time

[deusexpirata]

I'm going to point out something important about my situation here.. I was compliant [up to the point of dishonestly which I must admit is extremely disrespectful.. but taking the time to say I've been drinking when one beer in my position is not enough to cause an issue is simply wasting the officer's time], polite, straightforward and most importantly.. sober. Meanwhile, dozens of panicking drunks attempting to escape confrontation leave the scene, presenting more possible danger than I could pose with a gun in my hand simply by getting behind the wheels of their vehicles and turning the key in the ignition. The officers of the law are NOT ENTIRELY to blame for this situation.. in fact, I could make the argument that all those poor police officers are victims of circumstance and it isn't their place to keep drunk drivers off of the street instead of issuing citations to people with designated drivers, but that would be extremely stupid of me. It IS their responsibility to keep our streets safe, and they failed. Far be it from me to

[anonymous]

Right, the COP is the "dumb fucker" not the asshole getting drunk ILLEGALLY off his ass. Seriously, learn some respect you asshole.

Freakin Idiot

[buckydakat]

Have you ever been on the wrong end of a badge dumbass? As far as these "protectors of the innocent" are concerned if your a teenager or early twenties cops dont care if your guilty or not guilty all they want is to make your life hard cuz they hate their jobs and cant hack it. Thats what street cops are cronies who cant do anything else, or badasses with no politcal sense. Everything they do is motivated by their own personal honor code. Unfortunatly all 90% of them accomplish, and this is a fact, is too write traffic, domestic violence, and drug traffiking tickets. And they never get the bad guys. All they do in the end is make life hard on the working man with incessant badgering about an occasional beer or a bowl of weed. What about all those people who were drunk and left? Was letting them leave doing their job while two relativly harmless and innocent individuals are being watched like hawks. Hell No, they just saw someone that they wouldnt have to try to hard to pin a ticket on thus making them seem like a better cronie. Case

wtf?

[anonymous]

wtf? what if your so called "dumb-ass" cops decided to serf the web and came across your website? What if they read this? Um...you'd be busted that's what. Busted. for what? well lieing to a cop and not to mention the obvious. so next time you want to write something like this think about who might read this.

Hold on

[deusexpirata]

Here's why I don't care if they read this

Re: wtf?

[buckydakat]

Who cares? What are they gonna do come and get me? For wht? Saying i lied to a cop or that they are quite possibly the most overrated piece of protection that America offers. I hope they read this....HEY PIGGY! Do your job and take that fucking doughnut out of your mouth! You all know who you are. Im not saying your all bad but think about it, 20% of cops are on the take and whether you are or not doesnt matter cuz think about it...that means one in five of you STEAL money, weapons, drugs, and other various kickbacks all of which is illegal, AND then you profess to be uncorrupt and that you are doing a good deed for society by arresting the petty criminals when you should be arresting the ones that peddle the big shit not the dimes, dubs, half-os,and zones in the world. You seem to have this conception that your making a difference when all you do is hinder the people that dont want to break the law but because the law system of america is so fucked up they have too. So wht if im underage ill drink when im not driving and ill still

OH SO TRUE!

[anonymous]

This is a lesson that I have learned. "Cops" are complete assholes especially late at night. The few times I have gotten tickets I have recieved them at night by some fat cop who couldn't hack it in college, or I recieved them at the end of a month. All these cops care about is meeting their quota so they don't get fined. Sure sometimes cops actually catch the "bad" guy but most often then not it us the tax payers who get "fucked". We pay their salaries shouldn't we get a break every once in a while. I guess not, you "selfish fuckass". Quit wasting Sloth's time and mine at the same time.

-Indy