Comments | deviant_muse: Ass Bats are back

deviant_muse

Ass Bats are back

Feb 14, 2007 18:25

Jen and I made this quiz last year. Goth people don't have sticks up their butts, they have bats. Take this quiz to see how many bats you have up your butt. Basically see how goth you are. Take a point for every question you answer yes to. There are 100 question. ex. 87 out of 100 = 8.7 Ass Bats. Take the quiz and post a comment and tell me how ( Read more... )

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dnimbus February 15 2007, 00:23:10 UTC

[X-posted from Myspace]

I originally got 4.1.

Plus add 1 for taking the test by scrathing myself with a pin and using the blood on a piece of parchment paper.

Add another point for moping and bitching to the test designer while taking it.

Finally add 10 more for having fangs.

So I got 5.3 ass bats. I told you I wasn't goth. LOL

noahhs February 15 2007, 01:52:12 UTC

Beats my 4.2--most of which were for music anyway. I hang my head in non-Gothic shame.

staysonpaper February 15 2007, 17:24:33 UTC

The second round can be jell-o wrestling for Goth Points!!!

Muahahahahaaaaa.....

staysonpaper February 15 2007, 17:17:32 UTC

Balls-- now I must cross-post mine as well. Off to MySpace with me...

*Heaves self up, sighs heavily, trudges away from these sunshiney fields of LJ into the howling MySpace wasteland*

staysonpaper February 15 2007, 17:23:34 UTC

And on MySpace she said:

That so doesn't count. You MADE the test. It's SO geared to give you extra ass bats.

5.4, and that's without fangs OR the fact that I have a spiderweb tattoo and I hide my blue hair under a wig for my job ordering cholera and blood for the Department of Pharmacology and Toxicology. And I didn't answer yes to the DJ questions as a result of being in a band, either. Ooooh, but BANDS don't COUNT, huh?

Heh. The sky is raining blood, and no one else can see it!

But I was given an extra five points for my spider tattoo (and I hesitate to bring it up, but in that case Dave gets ANOTHER ten or so extra points, because a big freakin' ankh on your upper arm and a bat heart dripping blood on your chest are at LEAST as GAF as a spiderweb), and one point for complaining about the test, because everyone knows angst is goth. So that's me up to six ass-bats, STILL without factoring in that whole band thing. (Come onnnn, if DJs count...)

staysonpaper February 15 2007, 17:31:54 UTC

You might also add a question about dating someone who declares not on Hallowe'en that he/she is a vampire/werewolf/elf/dragon/etc, knowing that they do so and sticking around regardless. That would seem to be a rather alarmingly common thread, as well... And it only takes one more person than me having to say yes to it to make it alarming. Oi.

*Shakes head, skips off to order DNA and MES Hydrate*