Round Two

[deviantcommand]

When I got sent down here for this job, playing fucking shrink and relationship guru sure as hell wasn't in the job description.

There are reasons why I avoid all this complicated relationship mess and stick with Mr. Right Now over Mr. Right. But, that's not for everyone if certain people would only do us a favor and pull their heads out of their

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[crimsonkure]

Did anyone ask you to step in and play savior for my life and my relationship? If so, was it me? I don't remember ever asking such a thing of you, so I doubt it.

Long story short you're not my mom so it's not your place to decide what's best for me. I appreciate the little sister act in a way, but stop acting like people are making you go out of your way when you chose to.

[deviantcommand]

Nope, but no one else has the balls to tell you when you're being a complete ninny. Or to tell you what a shitty thing it is to use your father's passing as your excuse for trying to 'save' everyone from your wretched presence.

I know I'm not, and it's a good thing because I would have snatched you by the hair by now.

[crimsonkure]

That's true, nobody has balls like yours. They're so big they clang when you walk. Ninny? Wow, that's a new one. You seriously think that I'm using my father's death as an excuse? That I'd dishonor him in such a way? Fuck you, don't talk to me anymore.

You really don't know me nearly as well as you seem to think you do, though that's not surprising.

[deviantcommand]

Truth hurts, doesn't it? A little insecurity is all well and good until you've decided whats best for everyone else while slitting your own throat. But it doesn't change the fact that you're using your Dad's death as a crutch to run away. Real smooth, there.

I know you well enough to know that you're going to regret it all later. That's what matters here.

[deviantcommand]

That's very reassuring ♥ And see?!? I can even ask rather the standard kidnapping~

Whenever is convenient for you, I don't even care. I just need someone who's not afraid to hit too hard for fear of hitting the girl, and who won't go running if I flatten your ass. If you've got the free time I'd love to make it something regular~

[deviantcommand]

I can even tie my shoes all by myself, Dad!

I know, and that's why I asked you first rather then just try to antagonize one of the guys at work until they get pissed off enough that they're willing to take a swing. ♥

A full 24 hours all to yourself? Who'd you have to sleep with to get that sort of time off~? How about whenever you roll out of bed, just give me a holler and we'll go from there. My schedule's pretty flexible, all I've got to worry about is booby trapping my office to keep idle hands out of it while I'm not there.

[deviantcommand]

Then we can be toasting off the poor soul. Rather rude of you to forget your minion's birthdays though~

For once, we agree on something. Too much of a fucking headache.

[deviantcommand]

I'll take your word for it~

Isn't it though, though now it appears there are two things. The world must be about to end! I must say, even though the chase is enjoyable, letting yourself get caught is just as fun sometimes~ Just none of that sticky, clingy bullshit.

[dexterous_fake]

Alcohol?

I'm there.

[deviantcommand]

I was led to believe that was an easy lure for you. Glad to hear you're in. The more of you I drink under the table at once, the fewer times I'll have to keep going back to prove it.