Round One

[deviantcommand]

So, virtually no bloodshed yet since my arrival - always a small success in any new assignment.  The three biggest headaches are easily going to be Pervert, the Pretty Boy and the token Idiot Leader.  Add in the fact that they all have capability of going off to holler for Mommy if I decide to try and make them work, and it just completes scenario.

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[crimsonkure]

You've nicknamed him Pretty-boy? He's going to hate that. And please, for the sake of my sanity, never call me Mommy again.

[deviantcommand]

I know, ain't it great? ♥

That's what it amounts to basically, just calling it like I see it? And at least that way you're not bogged down with whiners.

[crimsonkure]

You have to be the only person I know who takes more delight in pissing people off than Sabaku. ♥

You are certainly excellent at calling it like you see it. And I do appreciate you taking such efforts to make sure I'm not bogged down.

[deviantcommand]

What can I say, it is an art ♥

I just see it happening all too easily, and when you get sick of it, then you'd come after me, and I'd hate to have to beat you down in a good old chick brawl at the precinct. Your guys would probably get off on it, though.

Private to Short Fuse

[nicotinebullets]

I don't have a problem with your "law", in fact, I'd probably prefer leaving Kurenai out of whatever problems that would definitely come up between you and me in the future. Don't be bugging her ass about everything you don't like about me either, 'cause that's just not playing fair.

Don't call me Pretty Boy and I won't call you Queen Bitch.

Private to *~*Pretty Boy*~*

[deviantcommand]

At least we agree on something, better make note of that one for the record books.

I rather like it actually. ♥

And by the way, your boss is going to need some assistance with some moving his desk and stuff out with you guys. If you don't want to break a fingernail, who's best to bribe for some manual labor?

Private to Queen Bitch

[nicotinebullets]

Queen Bitch, it is. It suits you.

If you promise Sabaku a little something and then take it back on the last minute, he'll probably be your best bet. My fingernails are the least of my worries, but I do like my precious smoke break and magazine readings.

Private to Pretty Boy

[deviantcommand]

Of course it does, just remember the bitches bow to the queen, and we'll get along just fine~

Noted. A little manual labor would do him good, unquestionably. ...You do realize that you just confirmed what I assumed about you lot being a bunch of slackers, right?

[dexterous_fake]

Does the barracuda have a name?

[deviantcommand]

...

Your worst nightmare is the first thing that comes to mind, but Mitarashi will do as well.

[dexterous_fake]

Sabaku. You may have already heard of me. I have that effect.

[deviantcommand]

Yeah, the effect of being a cocksure lil ass, that's about it. Welcome to your very rude awakening, Sabaku ♥

[luke7lawliet]

So... you are the new recruit?

[deviantcommand]

Getting a little tired of being referred to by that, but yeah. And you are?

[luke7lawliet]

Um...

I'm called Ryuzaki.

[deviantcommand]

Oh! The kid that's staying with Kurenai! It's a pleasure to meet you ♥ I'm sorry, too many people tend to think that 'new recruit' is a substitute for my name.

[deviantcommand]

A headache is going to be the least of your worries when I get my hands on you.

I mean why in the hell does Kurenai think that you were dead, enough that I've got to deal with this tight ass Pretty Boy? And I said I was at the Higarashi place, phone book dipshit.

By the way, Hi ♥ Missed your stupid ass too~

[deviantcommand]

I wouldn't say that just yet, at least let me box your ears a little first before you get to groveling~?

Stupid and hiding isn't dead. Shipped off overseas isn't dead. Dead is what you're going to be if you don't figure out how to fix this. I feel like a child of divorce here. ....Freakin' bum.

♥ Now you're really screwed, I've got it in writing~