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deviantmuse

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Jul 11, 2005 15:25

Most pathetic pick up moment I've had to experience all day:

guy #1: Hey, is your dog an attack dog?
Me: Uhhh, yeah. Sic 'em.
guy #1: haha - could he attack this guy?
Me: Heh. Whatever.
Guy #1: could you attack this guy :::: Points to guy #2 ( Read more... )

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porno_poet July 11 2005, 20:40:32 UTC

Think it's too much?

That's your problem right there.
We never think! :)

We gave up on thinking when we figured out...that girls can't be figured out! :)

vaxocentric July 11 2005, 22:36:59 UTC

it sounds like you need a woman, because straight guys just aren't wired like that. ;)

deviantmuse July 12 2005, 23:14:47 UTC

Feel free to introduce me to a hot lesbian.

shoe_guy July 12 2005, 17:09:03 UTC

1st impressions... anonymous July 12 2005, 22:55:43 UTC

I never could tell much from first impressions. That guy (or his dog) might have been the great love of you life.

Re: 1st impressions... deviantmuse July 12 2005, 23:15:56 UTC

It was my dog. & I can promise you, he was/is not the great love of my life.

grendel July 25 2005, 18:54:36 UTC

If you communicate your wants and desires, then it's not too much to ask of someone (anyone) in your life.

I do these things for my wife. She doesn't have to ask for them, just be happy when I do it. I am like a dog in some ways. If I find someone appreciates what I do, I do it more often.