my fellow Americans

[deviantsaint]

Our cousins across the Atlantic need our help with a bank bailout.

A Sperm bank bailout.

The least we can do is contribute our Jizz in the spirit of anglo-american solidarity.

Comments

[void150]

Danger! Danger! They can trace their donor fathers at age 18.

[deviantsaint]

I personally wasn't considering donations. Not that I'm opposed to it, but being a brown man without a university degree, my baby batter isn't exactly in high demand.

Oddly, I'm also barred from giving blood because of my time in various international locales.

[void150]

I'm sure they'd take you if you applied, except for what you mentioend about the time spent in certain countries... they probably would have all sorts of HIV/Hep C/whatever precautions in place. In fact, that might also rule me out because of my tattoos.

But anyway, I've been contributing jizz to my country for years, in the form of bad attempts at music, art and literature.

[nomadgirl]

Speculators found a new target!
Thank god it's a renewable resource!