a treatise in restraint

[devibunnie]

choose your own adventure:

YOU ARE MYSELF. YOU ARE ARMED WITH NARY BUT A WRENCH AND THINE WILL TO POWER. WHAT DO YOU DO?

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[baby_goat]

brain elderly townsfolk and steal their checkbooks

[damug]

prostrate and thresh yourself, savoring the delicious noise of the wrench wracking against your flesh and lavishing in the ambrosial feeling as the surges of pain rise and eventually break free from your control like a dam bursting after a heavy rain and send you into a orgasmic state, convulsing in a mix of ecstasy and excrutiating anguish.

[bighonkalicious]

Lose 2 wagon wheels
Lose 54 bullets
Madeline has dysentery