[ The tongue of a Houndour is lapping at the PokéGear. Hiruma can be seen behind the pokémon when it eventually stops licking the screen. He's reading the map from his trainer guide in detail. Out of the corner of his eye he sees that the PokéGear sitting next to his backpack is on ]
Che, you turned that thing on, Fucking Mutt?
[ With the map held
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Wai... how is yer face even on dis thing? Video feed? What button is dat?
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Kekeke, looks like you're the only knucklehead here.
[ He holds up his guide book at the PokéGear instruction page ]
Push the button right here.
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Didn't need yer help! Got it all figured out.
[He's looking pretty smug right now.]
I had it figured out all along.
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Anyway - got any ideas about whats going on here?
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[Heather thinks on this for a moment.]
No.
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Anyway, did you get a fucking pokémon too?
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...I'm... from Japan, if it counts.
As for how we got here, all anyone really has are theories right now. Nothing's made itself all that clear yet how or why.
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Che... all anyone has are theories? Guess I'm wasting my time asking then.
What kind of monster did you get, Fucking Red?
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[He kind of smirks and rolls his eyes at the "nickname" there.]
I got a Growlithe, which is--
[...And then he releases Flare for reference purposes, who trots up and barks at the camera, sitting down at Juudai's feet.]
--He's kinda like a puppy, actually! But he breathes fire, too.
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Nice dog.
[ Points the camera to Cerberus ]
Is every one of these Fucking monsters a flaming dog or did we just get lucky?
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Whats your name?
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I guess you're not?
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[ Starting to be ever-so-slightly thankful he isn't the only one ]
How long have you been here, Fucking Kid?
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A month? That's quite a while.
You caught many pokémon yet?
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