R E L A T I O N S H I P S
★ = Cast Mate
☠ Dislike and or completely uninterested in
☠☠ Friendly interest or Rivalry
☠☠☠ Either you remind Hiruma of someone he likes from back home, or he likes you alot.
☠☠☠☠ BFF time, hope you like Hiruma's company.
☠☠☠☠☠ ??????
★SENA KOBAYAKAWA - "FUCKING PIPSQUEAK"★
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"I will get stronger... A-ah! I mean we will get stronger."
Sena is the running back with the speed of light - Eyeshield 21 - the ace of the Devil Bats. Hiruma is mean to him, scares him and puts him in the face of danger whenever he can, all in an effort to make him the best Eyeshield 21 he can be.
Sena is from a different time than Hiruma, meaning they can't discuss games that haven't happened, and so Hiruma plans to train him almost as hellishly as he did back home, so there.
GOKUDERA HAYATO - "FUCKING BOMB"
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"Tch, just don't slow me down. ...I'll come and get your elven ass before I leave."
Hiruma sort of loves annoying Gokudera. He really just wants to team up with him because he believes in Gokudera's abilities. Unfortunately there is no way for him to show this to Gokudera without being all annoying Hiruma about it.
At first Hiruma wanted Gokudera to team up with him in order to look for a legendary trainer from Pallet town - but has since settled for hanging out with him before they both beat the Violet city gym. He wants to travel with Gokudera after that, too.
YAYOI TAKATSUKI - "FUCKING KID"/"DAMN KID" (Mood dependent)
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"Lessons and practice, work and interviews and performances, and auditions... it's a lot of work, but it's really worth it, too!"
Yayoi stole his helmet B||||
Okay so since she reminds him of Suzana back home he likes her, then she continued to grow on him by being impressed with him, confusing baseball and football and then by being fun to tease when he pokémon went on a post-evolution rampage.
He cares about her and doesn't want her to get hurt, and when he offered to k.o. her Kingler he wasn't kidding, even if he played it off as a joke.
KAY FARADAY - "FUCKING PIPSQUEAK"
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"There's nothing pipsqueaky or pippy or squeaky about me!"
To Hiruma Kay is a God damned insanity enabler, seriously. She gets enthusiastic when he's shouting and talking himself up which very few people he has met have done. Since Hiruma loves attention this is exactly the kind of relationship he needed.
She can also see his more human side, which most people even doubt exists, so Hiruma feels more comfortable being 'human' around her than anyone else here. He also plans to keep his vulnerable side hidden from her, incase she picks up on that, too.
He also owes her a Houndour egg and has recently made steps towards getting the egg for her.
ICE MASTER TOUYA - "FUCKING RIVAL"
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"Aren't we meant to catch them instead of causing mass genocide?"
Hiruma's first meeting with Touya involved a swarm of Hoppip and an almost passed out Cerberus and a rivalry being declared. Since then Hiruma has saw fit to harass his 'rival' at every chance, whether it's waking him up by shouting or mocking him verbally.
They promised they would battle one day, and Hiruma is looking forward to it.
OLD SNAKE - "FUCKING OLDIE"
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"She only hatched a few days ago. I'm not about to make her fight my battle."
Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!
Snake reminds Hiruma of Musashi. A lot. Maybe it's the matter of fact responses to His insanity or maybe it's the fact that he looks like a really old man, but whatever it is it means Hiruma can't dislike the old man.
He caught a pokémon for Snake after he wouldn't use Sunny to fight and agreed to pass on a message to Otacon for him. He knows nothing about Snake's history, other than working out he was some kind of special agent guy, but likes him enough to avoid digging up some dirt on him.
JOHAN ANDERSEN - "FUCKING BLUE HAIR"
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"I think it'd be a lot of fun, whether I win or lose."
Johan is an okay guy in Hiruma's eyes. He understands the importance of strategy and gave Hiruma the idea of finding different kinds of pokémon. He watched Johan beat Falkner and was glad that he won.
Hiruma assumed they were talking about football when they, uh, were talking about Duel Monsters OR SOMETHING so part of him believes Johan is a football player, but it's only a matter of time till the smart part of his brain tells him that he's missed the point.
KAITO KUROBA - "FUCKING WIZARD"
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"Kaito Kuroba, world's greatest magician."
Kaito is funny, since the title of World's Greatest Magician (or 'world's greatest' anything) is the sort of thing that grabs the attention of a guy like Hiruma. He thinks Kaito would make a good football player and will probably try to recruit him for the Devil Bats.
SMOKER - "FUCKING MARINE"
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COMING SOON!
CHIE SATONAKA - "FUCKING KICKER"
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"...Football? Like that one that's really popular in America?"
She may not understand football, and think it isn't too exciting, but damn can this girl kick! Seriously, she's one of the best kickers Hiruma Hiruma has ever seen, and he's seen a whole lot of good kickers in his time.
She broke a window with him in Violet while playing football practice and she understands the whole winning thing, even if she did say guys like him took it a bit too seriously.
NEKU SAKURABA - "FUCKING HEADPHONES"
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"There have to be other people you can hit with footballs, right?"
Neku is dull and wouldn't play football with him, so Hiruma is going to MAKE him play it. Sort of. By smashing him in the face with a football.
They need to talk more, though, because Neku could be good to talk to.
Has ample breasts.
SUZUKI ADELHEID - "FUCKING BOOBS"
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"Congratulations. There is nothing special about you. "
She's a bitch in Hiruma's eyes and she also has the air of someone in charge, that means they have a whole lot more in common than one might think. When they first met she threatened him and he said he would use his pokémon to kill her, so that's fun.
The next time they met was just after Hiruma ran into her boss. Hiruma realised she cared about her boss so she can't be a completely horrible person, can she?
He has no idea of her EVIL MAFIA EVILNESS
ENMA KOZATO - "FUCKING RED EYES"
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"I... Don't do much, really. "
Enma is a loser and Hiruma is not impressed or surprised. Something about him tells Hiruma that he could be alot more than he is, but he's too much of a loser to do it. He is also bad at sewing, and has a doofy sheep pokémon that tore Hiruma's trousers. God what a loser. He'll never be as cool as the guy who shares his nickname in Hiruma's books, but that doesn't mean he's worthless.
Hiruma also likes him and has no idea about his backstabbing evil genius island thing.
DAISUKENOJO BITO BEAT - "FUCKING SKULL"
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"Man, you don't make no sense, Snaggletooth."
Hiruma first met Beat when he taunted him with food, since Beat had none. Then he gave him more than half of his food since Beat had none. Beat was a victim of Hiruma's kindness, basically.
Hiruma and he both have Houndooms, the best pokémon there is, and Beat congratulated Hiruma when he beat the Violet City gym. Hiruma wouldn't mind bumping into him later on, while traveling to Azela.
LARXENE - No Nickname Yet What is This?
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"I don't remember anyone asking for the opinion of a hyperactive retard."
Oh. My. God. She is so fun to bug and insult because she does it back and she's actually pretty good at it. Hiruma was pretty happy when he found someone who would challenge him word for word instead of just getting angry or acting apathetic and, now that he found someone like that, he'll probably not stop bugging her.
tl;dr BFFs in the making, yeah?
GRELL SUTCLIFF - DOESN'T USE A NICKNAME :|b
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"It is a pleasure, Hiruma."
Grell isn't like the other people Hiruma has met so far because Hiruma doesn't consider him an idiot and, uh, Grell doesn't consider Hiruma an idiot, either. They both appreciate and love their respective Houndoom, too.
Hiruma would like to keep talking to him because, lets face it, he can see himself in Grell. Kind of.
Plus look at those teeth.
TO ADD: HEATHER