Twentieth Down - [video/audio/action] Backdated to yesterday~

[devilbatshit]

[ Good evening Johto, how are you? Good? Good. Just a heads up - the chances are that you are going to be mailed a very fancy box, wrapped in very fancy wrapping paper and containing one of these along with a note stating;

"Dear fucker, you have been a naughty boy/girl this year since you didn't play enough American Football!
Make sure you fix this

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[foolishwren]

[Did Heather receive her box of coal? Yes.]

[Did she also laugh her ass off at it? Yes.]

[And is she currently walking around Goldenrod City? YES. In fact, Hiruma may run into her on her way to that Underground strip of stores.]

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[devilbatshit]

[ He sees you over thar ]

Hey fucking blondie where the hell are you going?

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[foolishwren]

[STOP. ... Slooow turn on one heel.]

... To hide in shame after that lovely present you sent me.

... Pffht. Nice costume.

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[devilbatshit]

Are you talking to me or Cerberus? 'Cause you didn't say 'nice costumes'

And you only have yourself to blame for your shitty fucking present, right?

[video] and well if I wrong journal anyway might as well just use the icon on this one.

[gentiana_clusii]

[Eff you Santa, everyone knows soccer is the best sport ever. :| I'LL BET YOU'RE NOT EVEN SANTA AT ALL ARE YOU.]

American football, huh?