And sick enough not to care. Might have a real update when I'm better.
Who's the last person you talked to about sex?
The girls at work.
Are you stubborn?
Absolutely
If you took a drug test right now, would you pass?
Unless you count antibiotics and Mucinex, yes.
Who was the last person to be on a bed with you?
Steven
Do you tend to hold a grudge?
Sometimes.
What's a few facts about the last person that talked to you?
Has one eye that doesn't normally focus, has a mole on his foot, likes MacBeth.
Has anyone called you perfect before?
Only if followed by asshole.
What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
I'd be down with it.
Where is the biggest scar on your body?
My left arm
Have you ever been told you were amazing?
Yes. Again, whether or not that was sarcastic is up for debate.
Would you date someone who was addicted to drugs?
Not a chance.
What was the last thing you had to drink?
A&W Diet Root Beer
Are you trying to avoid liking somebody at the moment?
Nope.
What would you do if there was a killer in your house?
Cuppa tea?
If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?
Saved more money for Vegas.
Do you get along with girls?
Sort of.
Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
Yes.
Have you ever kissed anyone with a tattoo?
Yes.
Have you ever kissed someone you weren't dating?
Yes.
What was the last thing you cried about?
Can't remember. It was a while ago.
Who was the last girl you talked to?
Jenna, I think.
Do you know anyone who drinks a lot?
Indeed
Do you have any facial piercings?
Nose ring
Is there anyone holding a grudge against you?
Probably.
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
Breast reduction, please.
What were you afraid of the most when you were a kid?
Spiders, needles, bears, dark woods.
Do you ever miss your past?
Sometimes
Do you miss the last person you kissed?
Nope. He's sitting across from me.
How have you felt today?
Crappy. I have the bronchitis.
Are you nice to the people you dislike?
Generally, I am polite.
You kissed someone today, didn't you?
I did.
Do you have any plans for the weekend?
Napping, coughing, taking cold meds.
Do you know how it feels to be cheated on?
Yes.
What are you doing for your next birthday?
Turning 29. Everything else is up for debate.
Someone tells you that your beautiful, you say?
Thanks
What are you looking forward to?
Warm frakking weather.
Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
Steven's shirt.
Are you in a good mood right now?
Nah, more a spacey and out of it mood.
Do you like to make the first move?
Nope.
Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
Kind of.
When was the last time you completely broke down?
2007.
Do you swear often?
Fuck no. I never using those goddamn words.
Would you go out in public looking the way you do?
If I didn't feel like ass and it was to the market, yes.
Is your hair long enough to put in a ponytail?
Barely and a lot would fall out.
What are you thinking about right now?
"Jesus Christ, my chest hurts".
Would you ever get a tattoo?
I have 6.
Do you like taking walks?
On the beach.
Could you go the rest of your life without doing any drugs?
Of the illegal variety, yes. The prescribed variety, no.
Are you happier now than you were last year?
Yes.
Would you rather be a blonde or a brunette?
Rocking the blonde
Have you ever been stalked by anyone?
Yep. Hello, permanent restraining order.
Have you ever used beer for your cereal instead of milk?
Nope. I don't like that much grain for breakfast, thanks.
If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be and why?
Somebody who doesn't have bronchitis.
If you could have been the author of any book, what book would it be?
Something that makes lots of money.
Congratulations! You have just won a luxurious new yacht. What will you name it?
Leaking Lena
If you could go on vacation for the next month to anywhere in the world with an unlimited budget, where would you go?
Caribbean sounds good about now.
What was the last color pen you used?
Violet.
Have you ever fallen asleep during anything important in your life, or someone else's?
Probably.
Would you rather play Mahjongg or Dominoes?
Neither?
What is the most annoying noise in your house [ex. a squeaking fan]?
That would be my grandfather.
What is the best form of bribery?
I prefer cash or valuable goods.
Have you ever cheated at monopoly?
God, yes. I cheated constantly. My mother hated playing with me.
Would you have one of your fingers amputated if it meant you were immune to all diseases and illness?
Depends on the finger. If it was the pinkie, yes.
You discover that your wonderful one-year-old child is, because of a mix-up at the hospital, not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake?
I'm guessing we'd be required to switch, but I'd hope that the other parents and I could stay close so as to see the other child we'd been raising.
Would you rather be feared or respected?
Both, thanks.
What outfit or article of clothing do you like to see your spouse wearing the most?
I'm pretty partial to Steven's cords that I bought for him.
Would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend? What if your lie would save his life?
Am I going to go to jail for this? If not, yes.
Did you forget anything today?
Probably. I have medicine head.
How often do you ignore the phone ringing?
A lot. I am not a big phone talker.
Think of the last person you texted; who are they and are they important to you?
It was probably something stupid like Twitpic, you know.
Do you think people talk about you?
Probably. Do I care? No.
Are you okay with making a total fool of yourself?
Completely.
Has 2010 been good for you so far?
Except for the whole bronchitis thing, yes.
Is there one person you look at and automatically smile?
Indeed there are several.
What plans do you have for tomorrow?
Sleeping, taking cold meds, coughing.
Does the last person you held hands with mean something to you?
Yep.
What are you doing later on?
Eating cereal, napping.
Do you wish anyone in particular was still in your life?
I wish my Papa was still in my life.
When's the last time you ate at Taco Bell and with who?
Like a week ago with Steven.
Do you like to wear flip-flops?
Indeed.
What do you usually do when the clock turns 11:11?
Think about my sister and how she always did the make a wish thing.
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?
That would be my husband.
Do you currently like someone?
Generally.
Could you go the rest of your life without doing any drugs?
O hai, repeat question.
What would be the first thing you would do with 100,000 dollars?
Pay bills, take vacation.
Is it more common for you to follow your heart or your mind?
Mind.
Who were you with the last time you went to the movie theater?
Steven on Christmas Day.
Have you ever asked a boy for advice?
Regularly.
If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
Wouldn't matter to me
Honestly, are you normally a happy person?
Probably not.
Last person you talked to in person besides family?
Jenna.
Are you closer to your father or mother?
Mum.
Are your nails painted?
Yes, though chipped and in need of repainting.
Do you want to be single?
Nah, being married means less takeaway.
Do you know what the last person you kissed is doing right now?
Rummaging in his bag.
I bet your going to kiss someone tomorrow, right?
Yep.
Is there a song that every time you hear it, you think of someone?
Obvs.
What's on your mind?
My chest hurts and I'm dizzy.
Can you remember the last time you really liked someone?
Yep.
Have you ever received a text message that made you cry?
No.
Have your friends ever randomly stopped by your house?
Used to happen a lot.
If the last person you kissed, told you that kissing you was a mistake what would your reaction be?
It would have to be a really big mistake, since we're married.
Do you want to grow old with someone or be single forever?
Grow old.
Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder?
I am happier. .
Do you prefer to text message or talk on the phone?
Texting.
Is life getting better or worse?
Better, hopefully.
Ever really cried your heart out?
Rarely.
Did you go to sleep smiling last night?
Nope, hacking and wheezing all the way.
How are you feeling today?
Like shit, but thanks for asking.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
God yes.
What's hanging in your closet?
Clothes. Sometimes a cat.
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Yes.
Is there someone who has made a difference in your life?
Lots of people.
Do you know how to skateboard?
Not well.