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devilingenuity

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Feb 22, 2008 21:27

I would like a shark that can read minds.

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whofelltoearth February 23 2008, 04:32:29 UTC

Are you quite alright?

devilingenuity February 23 2008, 04:35:21 UTC

I'm fantabulous, thank you.

whofelltoearth February 23 2008, 04:36:59 UTC

Why would you wish for a shark who could read minds, sir?

devilingenuity February 23 2008, 04:39:02 UTC

Because then I could say, "Hey. I have a shark. That can read minds. Thank loudly for the next hour, will you?"

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OOC ex_janvalent852 February 23 2008, 04:32:42 UTC

(LOL!!)

Re: OOC devilingenuity February 23 2008, 04:35:46 UTC

((*DIES*))

bloodyinstinct February 23 2008, 04:33:23 UTC

Charming creatures, those mind-reading sharks.

devilingenuity February 23 2008, 04:36:16 UTC

If it weren't for my damnable, non-existent credit report, I'd rent one.

bloodyinstinct February 23 2008, 04:37:46 UTC

Ah, those credit reports get everyone.

Go to an Aquarium. Kill the employees. Take a shark.

devilingenuity February 23 2008, 04:41:07 UTC

I need evidence that it can read minds before I go through the effort. They have a pseudo-police force now, and I have an angry, armed priest watching me.

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not_an_amateur February 23 2008, 04:33:25 UTC

What?

devilingenuity February 23 2008, 04:36:30 UTC

Shark. That can read minds.

not_an_amateur February 23 2008, 04:36:56 UTC

That sounds like a terrorist code word.

devilingenuity February 23 2008, 04:37:26 UTC

Is that so, Dubya?

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bealright February 23 2008, 04:34:06 UTC

...Sharks can't read minds though. They can eat you!

devilingenuity February 23 2008, 04:37:02 UTC

Eat you while reading your mind, maybe.

bealright February 23 2008, 04:38:41 UTC

...I think I may have seen a flying shark before, though. Not one that reads minds.

devilingenuity February 23 2008, 04:41:37 UTC

That's ridiculous. Sharks don't fly.

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