If this is some sort of trick, it ain't funny anymore!

This really sucks..

So I went shopping and found something special.

( My costume )

What the hell is this? Attack of the shorties?

Just the pinks and shorties alone make up half of the school's population.

Health, Art, Folklore and Physical Education. Fine, fine subjects ( Read more... )

Just arrived. They've really spiffed the place up now that I've had a better look at it. Ah well, same crappy package, shiny new wrapper. Can't say I've missed the place much, but I see we've got plenty of new faces.

Hello kiddies.

Ah-ha! The haloes are irritatingly bright, the pickings sweet and the night oh-so young. Or it would have been, had I not gotten an eyeful of some stupid girl's shoddy perfume.

.. I hate humans, and their "bright and shining" faces.