Mmmm, foodbourne illness

[devilot_girl]

It's a wonder anyone can eat anything prepared by someone else after taking this course on food preparation and safety. The really ishy part of this is most cases of food poisoning come from some slobby bastard that wipes his ass with his fingers then prepares your food

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[devilot_girl]

Sure there was a training video on how you should not wipe your ass with your fingers. That's another reason bathrooms are stocked with soap. To get the poop out from under your nails when you do not heed your training.