The internet.

[devilreverse]

I ordered pizza from Papa John's just now. I did so over the internet which I happen to think is very cool. Plus its raining like a bitch outside and I think it's funny as hell that the guy has to drive out in it and deliver pizza. I hope he has a wreck and dies so I can sue Papa John's over the loss of my pizza. Jerks

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[bloody45]

a couple of years ago a Papa Johns guy got into an accident on his way to my house and we got the pizza for free. It was pretty cool.

[devilreverse]

I can only pray for such fortune!

[satanhanx]

i remember this one time, the papa johns guy came up to my door, and i licked his balls, and he gave me the pizza for free

[cassturbate]

When i lived in Oklahoma there was this big deal about a Dominos delivery boy who had to deliver a pizza to the ghetto (ie: the black part of town) and ended up being shot and killed for the pizza. They did not touch his wallet nor the pouch containing the money from previous deliveries.
This just goes to show you that you can never trust the black man.

[bloody45]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8145344/?GT1=6657.

Pizza Delivery men aren't as weak as you thought.