The Toughness.

[devilreverse]

I was sitting here thinking to myself about how tough I am. And how tough I look. Then I wondered what would be the most effective method to enhance my tough-guy image and I thought, "A GIANT DISFIGURING FACIAL SCAR

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[cassturbate]

Just start wearing an eyepatch and go by the "Brock" and you're all set!

[devilreverse]

Or Biff Slabmuscle...or Steve Rockbody...or Mark McRunfast!

[cassturbate]

How about James Lovesthecock. I think that one would be PERFECT for you!