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[devilsball]

Once upon a time there was a quite gleeful character called Matt. He had a big head which occasionally blocked the tv, he ate and drank unhealthy things and weeped PITIFULLY when anyone touched his Dew

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[popcornlasers]

...And this his charming, sexy partner waited until his fake blond nemesis fell asleep in the afterglow of their mindblowing sex to choke him to death with his own leftover chocolate wrappers, and then shot him in the ass just for good measure, because we all know that's where his brain is really residing.

The end.

[devilsball]

... Of course Matt's plan was thwarted when it turned out he had been duped by an automated android unit who Matt should have recognized sooner because no one but the GORGEOUS and ENTITLED TO LIVING Mello gives better head than that. He was wrapped in ribbons and delivered to a six year old girl for Christmas.

The true better end.

[popcornlasers]

Of course, the BRILLIANT, INTUITIVE Matt had no way of telling that hadn't been his real mooch of a friend because Mello always acted like an automated android in bed anyway, and had actually acted a little more dynamic this time, which of course actually tipped Matt off. Matt took the robot with him when he left because it gave much better head than the real thing ever had, and the two of them had cookies and milk at the girl's house and Chadwick was left with instructions to wake Mello up via rubbing his underside over his face every morning.

The REAL end.

[devilsball]

Despite the VAPID LIES that his partner had spread about his activities in bed, Mello was able to get on QUITE HEROICALLY without his companion and was actually better off while Matt got himself arrested in some little girl's house for having an AFFAIR with person underage. And mechanical beings. Which is now illegal to do. As Chadwick had taken GREAT LIKING to Mello at this point he did not carry out Matt's childish instructions and instead helped Mello take over the world and with his new found world he attracted the attentions of all women and none were left for Matt. Especially the mechanical ones.

The end of FACT

[friendofgon]

I think you both need to get your heads checked.

[petit_shinigami]

You know. I was going to give this a thumbs up.

And then I read the comments.

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Ugh. Never again.

[isuzukuretsuki]

Having fun, boys?

[gemini_aniki]

...Interesting.