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The Alphabet Survey, YAY!
THE LETTER A
Are you available?: As a a Bidoof on Route 201! $100 an hour, baby, my experience doesn't come cheap.
What is your age?: Physically? Or mentally?
What annoys you?: The way leather can ride up your ass.
THE LETTER B
Do you live in a big house?: I live in a small portion of Matt's apartment. Kind of like one of those sucker fish that clean the glass on your fishtank, only I like to pollute it instead. And I'm a little slimier.
When is your birthday?: I plead the Fifth.
Who is your best friend?: Sir Matt, of course! He makes sure I don't get myself killed, since I have a tendency to mix up my pipes when I'm drinking water.
THE LETTER C
What's your favorite candy?: Chocolate isn't candy, it's a sexual experience in your mouth.
Who's your crush?: Antonio Banderas. Shh!
When was the last time you cried?: This morning. Matt putt Chadwick on my chest and I cried like a girl. D:
THE LETTER D
Do you daydream?: I majored in it in college.
What's your favorite kind of dog?: Toy poodles!
What day of the week is it?: Saturday.
THE LETTER E
How do you like your eggs?: Benedict, fried in holy water.
Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Nope, though I SHOULD HAVE.
What's the easiest thing ever to do?: Watch Antonio Banderas tango.
THE LETTER F
Have you ever flown in a plane?: Yup.
Do you use fly swatters?: Whenever my head doesn't work. Which is pretty often, actually.
THE LETTER G
Do you chew gum?: Ew, no. They haven't invented a chocolate-flavoured kind yet.
Are you a giver or a taker?: Depends which lover I'm with. :3
Do you like gummy candies?: Again with the chocolate thing.
THE LETTER H
How are you?: Hungry, because I don't know how to cook my own damn food. D:
What color is your hair?: BARBIE DOLL-BLONDE!
THE LETTER I
What's your favorite ice cream?: Chocolate fudge with chocolate chips and chocolate syrup dipped in chocolate.
Have you ever ice skated?: Pfft, like I have the balance for it.
THE LETTER J
What's your favorite jelly?: Chocolate.
Do you wear jewelry?: A rosary. I don't even take it off in the shower~
THE LETTER K
Who do you want to kill?: Everybody!
Do you want kids?: Why would I want kids, I'm too much of a handfull myself.
THE LETTER L
Are you laid back?: Sometimes.
Do you lie?: All the fucking time, especially when I feel like being a bastard and hide things from Matt. I am a liar. Liar liar liar. Don't believe anything I say. Ever. Because I will just steal your favorite food and hide it from you and then LIE about it later.
THE LETTER M
What's your favorite movie?: Footloose.
Do you like mangoes?: They're not chocolate enough.
THE LETTER N
Do you have a nickname?: Medoof!
Whats your favorite number?: ...I'm gonna say 2 and then hide.
Do you prefer night over day?: Day, when the sun can accentuate my blonde highlights. ♥
THE LETTER O
What's your one wish?: That my feet didn't smell so bad.
Are you an only child?: Fortunately, as I'm an obsessive compulsive baby-eater. Come to think of it, that might be why...
THE LETTER P
What one fear are you most paranoid about?: That someone will realize how abnormally large my head is and try to pop it.
What personality trait do you look for in people?: Deep brown eyes, wavy brown hair, and a tattoo of a cross on their inner arm. *_________*
THE LETTER Q
What's your favorite quote?: I'm not as stupid as I look. Usually.
THE LETTER R
Do you think you're always right?: Yes, especially when I'm not. I've been told it's annoying.
THE LETTER S
Do you prefer sun or rain?: Hmm, the sun does the highlight thing, but the rain washes all the grease out...
THE LETTER T
What time is it?: IT'S TOOL TIME!
What time did you wake up?: I'm not sure I ever really do.
When was the last time you slept in a tent?: The last time Matt locked me out of my kennel for being smelly.
THE LETTER U
Are you wearing underwear?: That would make my goal of randomly sitting on Matt's lap while naked as many times as possible rather cumbersome, now wouldn't it?
THE LETTER V
What's the worst veggie: Carrots. They hurt when they go in.
Where do you want to go on vacation?: The Vatican. POPEMOBILE, WHOO!
THE LETTER W
What's your worst habit?: I scratch my ass a lot. And then I pick my nose.
Where do you live?: Karakura-chou.
What's your worst fear?: Running out of chocolate. Or tissues. I need them both a lot.
THE LETTER X
Have you ever had an x-ray?: Nope. They scare me.
Have you seen the x-games?: Only on the telly.
Do you own a xylophone?: I WISH! DDDD: It's only the coolest instrument EVER.
THE LETTER Y
Do you like the color yellow?: Have you not seen my hair? My name? My soda of choice? And they call it Mellow Yellow...
What's one thing you yearn for?: Some semblance of an ass. v.v
THE LETTER Z
What's your zodiac sign?: Can't~ tell~ you~
Do you believe in the zodiac?: Of course! The stars control ALL our lives! YOU MUST BELIEVE!
Favorite zoo animal?: Chimps! They're almost as hairy as me, and we make the same sounds! X3