Meme sheep

[devilsdandy]

..........I can't decide which is most frightening.

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[devilsdandy]

............it'sinaccuratebecausetheydidn'thaveknives. *ignores the canon line about having a bludgeon in his pocket or are you just happy to see me?*

[devilsdandy]

...well.

......er.

........slightly more accurate? Aside from the weapon of choice?

Typist: *bows* Thank you, I'll be here all week...

[mathisnotacrime]

Odd, you seem more the firearms sort. Perhaps that would alter your results.

If you care to, please join me in dfdeviants, pending a brief screening process.

[devilsdandy]

Don't like guns - too noisy, too messy. A good knife between the ribs, or a quiet cosh to the back of the head, that's all you need.

[mathisnotacrime]

You sound delightful, indeed.

[devilsdandy]

.....'s just a -- er, it's what I do. That's all.

[valetudinarius]

*points knife and tries to look threatening*

[devilsdandy]

*...tries, really does, not to laugh* Take care, you'll cut yourself.

[valetudinarius]

*spins knife and gives up on looking threatening* I'll have you know, Etienne, that 'm not stupid enough to cut myself, as knives are my specialty.

If I did get cut and bleed everywhere, though, what would you do? *whistles*

[devilsdandy]

No, little boy , knives are my speciality. Stick to handsaws and scalpels and... your other torture implements.

I would stand back so as not to get any on me. ....and, I suppose, I'd fetch a doctor or some such to fix you up.

[daubedblack]

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[devilsdandy]

..........I've now decided.

[daubedblack]

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Don't flatter yourself.

Your clothes you wear now are damned ugly.

[devilsdandy]

*winces, very very very pained* If you mean that... that picture, it isn't me, it isn't anything I'd ever wear in a thousand centuries, and it has nothing to do with anything.

[valetudinarius]

Etienne...
If Bossuet does leave me, which I have the inclination with things going on that he will again soon, will you live with me, by chance? As awkward and pathetic as that sounds, oh Lord.

[devilsdandy]

.....andisitnotME,andyouandme,thatismakingthisallhappenfasterandworsethanitoughtto?IfIweren'taround,wouldhestill...

[valetudinarius]

...No! Ever since he came back with the Yellow Fever, before he even knew anything he's been this way. Please don't think like that...

[devilsdandy]

...but I'm sure, I'm quite sure, that this...doesn't...help matters, any. Faster and worse, I said, not caused in the first place. I'm just muddying it up even more than you two have managed to do.