Day 63

[devilsoftruth]

Me: Changing a diaper.
Her: Walks up behind me.
Me: Without looking up, "You realize that this is the 78th diaper that I've changed?"
Her: Incredulous, "How do you know that?"
Me: Eyebrows raised, "How else would I know?"
Her: "You counted?"
Me: "Actually, I just made that up."

She kicks me in the leg.

Her: "You're so weirdMe: "Was it

Comments

[janedivided]

i need pictures! send them to my email! pretty please. :)

[devilsoftruth]

Aye aye, cap'n...will do!

[gossamer_girl]

lol...maybe when mine comes you can help Carl while I eat bon bons and watch soap operas...lol!!

[devilsoftruth]

Heh. Good. Y'know, now that we're parents, we have an obligation to cult up and spend more time with 'our kind'.

Congratulations, by the way.
:)

[chai_tease]

i was thinking, you have only changed 78 diapers? thats like 1 a day you unhelpful wanker.

[devilsoftruth]

Well, it didn't occur to me until after the whole affair was over, that it was day 63 (9 weeks).
It was just a quick and dirty absurdity.

sick fuck

[anonymous]

someone need s to call cps on you

Re: sick fuck

[devilsoftruth]

For changing diapers?
I always knew you were an awful parent, but I never knew you'd let your children wallow in shit. Oh well, I guess it's only natural that you'd want them to follow in your tradition.

Oh, or did you mean that someone should call CPS so that I can give them your address, so they can finally hire a semi to haul your tubby ass off to jail?

Re: sick fuck

[anonymous]

So paranoid! You need to chill, ese. Got a guilty conscience? LOL! Go be a daddy for a while.

Re: Horray for being "weird"!

[devilsoftruth]

:D