i don't know if you're lying.

It's going to be so lonely.
How good you could have been, kid.

but do we have to wait anymore?
NO! NO! NO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltEMKy6uijU
Happy (way late) birthday, Steph.

I think a lot about cadence, when the time is right and not ( Read more... )

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cock+bulge
I was pretty drunk when i did this.
also, it was about 5 weeks ago.

I was going to make an actual post with all my boring feelings in it, but uh, something came up ( Read more... )

also, America:

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It's funny when things just make sense ( Read more... )

I've been thinking about Americans lately, their gluttony, t.v. shows, and popular culture stars.
and how i don't own any DVDs- thats for people who have other people over

We snuck into the fountain of youth
and drank.

On a spit.