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devinmd

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Dec 02, 2003 22:39

"fuck duct tape, i'm not a fan any more!!"

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Gaff tape is a girl's best friend... anonymous December 2 2003, 20:04:30 UTC

Ever notice how the word Santa kinda looks like Satan? Well, at work we have to do whatever we can to amuse ourselves. See, I am a mall elf. One of Satan's little helpers. To pass the time, we imagine that Santa is the Lord of Darkness and he sits atop a firey mountain surrounded by mire and feces. We smile our twisted little smiles and hand out candy canes of doom that are stained with the blood of our predecessors.I would rather shove apolstery tacs in my gums than be one of Santa's merry elves.

Re: Gaff tape is a girl's best friend... devinmd December 2 2003, 22:19:06 UTC

wow what are the odds, because John and i were just talking about Gaff tape!!!

Devin

red_emption December 3 2003, 02:35:37 UTC

is that from the movie 'may'????

arinjo42 December 3 2003, 08:17:18 UTC

Indeed! but why did I post it anonymously? I mean, why did someone post it anonymously?

_shannon December 3 2003, 10:19:07 UTC

Because that movie was terrible.

arinjo42 December 4 2003, 11:53:05 UTC

haha! Exactly. Then I fell down.

devinmd December 3 2003, 12:40:45 UTC

well i'm sorry to say this but you are all wrong, it came from ( ... )