my baby's daddy

[devinmd]

so that might be me, all of the death threats that i have been getting have been from someone else, i thought it was from Justin and Christina, but i was wrong, it turns out that my "stalker" might be having my baby, my head hurts, this was about 8 or 9 months ago, i don't want to be a dad yet, i'm going to drink my worries away.

Devin

Comments

[cubanmaitai]

OUCH! XOXO hugs n kisses...

drink your worries away...

[poisndheart]

...the paternal instincts kick in

love you, Devo. *hug*

One last time...

[_shannon]

She's not your stalker if you have sex with her.

[_jeanna]

(thats what I was thinking, but I didn't want to say it)

[cubanmaitai]

agreed.

[devinmd]

hush you

[latt]

If it's any help, I'm sure your kid will be proud of a dad like you. Mind you, the sort of person who's in the frame of mind to give you death threats isn't going to be averse to messing with your head by threatening you with imaginary sprogs, so don't get so drunk that you can't tell what's going on.
Good luck squire xx

[culturedgoat]

Dammit Matt, where do you get all this good advice from? I was just going to laugh at his misfortune but now I feel ashamed.

xxx

[oceanblossom]

ahh, i hope things work out for the best. good luck. :/

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