who even reads,my jornal any ways?/

im drunk and bored. sooo... umm nothing here. SON OF A BITCHIN PPLES NEED TO FUCKIN UPDATE MORE!!!!!! BASTARDS!!!

ok like today my grandpa had to go to a dockters apointment in columbia missouri.(like 2 hour drive to there from there house) and i went to bed at 5 and they wanted me up at 9 i didnt feel good so im like i dont feel good im gunna stay here. my mom being the ass she is shes like no your not your going with us. then she started chewing me out. so i ( Read more... )

hey yall pples. well if ya havnt noticed im gone. if you didnt notice youu should DIE!!!! any way for the next 2 weeks this shall be my hizzy bop. not a whole lot has been goin on. just sittin at home drinking beer and BACARDI AND COLA! they get the job done. but ive been sitting around drinking swiming fishing tubing. and i beat the shit outtamy ( Read more... )

well today me, nick, jesse, and joey were supose to move this one lady to her new house. but she never showed up so we were messing around and nick borrowed loniie Thompsons bike. nick went off a 1 inch jump and popped the tire. after he popped it he stompped on it and broke the brakes. and then we took it back to lonnie. lonnie got all pissed and ( Read more... )

me and brady have sucsesfully completed an all nighter. and i stole my parents cafien pills for the wedding.(ill get slapped if i fall asleep)

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Today, while eating at the Taco Johns, I happened to be drinking quite a bit of pop (free refills ya know). On the drive home, a cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for speeding...halfway through his conversation, I began to lose bladder control and wet my pants ferouciously . This really kreeped out the cop. I handed him a Monopoly "Get Out ( Read more... )

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TIFF KICKS ASS!!!!

arg im pissed my rents suck royal dick. and i made another kick asslayout. i bought another cd player today and its got crazy double bass boost head fones