I had a back and forth day today to be honest. I'm feeling like crap with no one giving me a chance at a real job. So I went to work for this crap one I took for the time being and I mean, they're paying me in freaking shit scraps and It's not worth it. Really. I think I need to find another job because this one isn't even worth the money for gas. ( Read more... )

Is it wrong that I would so bone Sarah Palin. She's freaking adorable.

So yesterday morning I woke up and "Dinotopia" was on. The TV movie. Which is a craptastic movie, however, WENTWORTH MILLER is in it.

This morning, I woke up and a marathon of "Prison Break" is on.. which stars WENTWORTH MILLER

... I have picked up on your signs, almighty WWM. You can come to me now!

I would rather DIE than see Obama as fucking president. Honest to God, it has nothing to do with his heritage.

I'm fucking serious.

Keep fucking Obama out of the White House.

How do I choose between two people I can’t stand? Vice presidential candidates I don’t understand. Sure, Sarah Palin is cute, and I think she’s got a lot of potential, but I ( Read more... )

Rule #1 of Drinking: Two aspirin and one bottle of water before bed gets rid of any hangover.

Rule #2 of Drinking: You CAN NOT change the tv with the telephone. The phone is WHITE like snow, and then remote is black and silver. Very important.

Rule #3: David Blaine is a fraud. 60 hours being hung upside down? My ass. It's more like a couple hours ( Read more... )

I'm not used to livejournal.

I usually work on insanejournal, though greatestjournal was my place to be until it went down.

But anyway, about livejournal, I took offence to the fact that when I sign into LJ, it's all "You've ONLY made three friends." I'm sitting here thinking UHHH excuse me mr. livejournal but those three friends are fantastic ( Read more... )

Seriously, sometimes my husband annoys me. I know that it's normal but really. It's like, I make a point about something and he can't just say, "Yeah, you're right." This doesn't just apply when it's an opinion that differs from my own. In which case, I'm okay with him putting in his two cents. However today, I explain how I think that some people/ ( Read more... )

"I'm like a cat. I always land on all fours."