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[deviousintent]

[Have a Hikaru, with a :D of blood drawn on his face which he has yet to wash off. Possibly panicking slightly.]

He had a head! You can't do that with heads! [Second level? What second level? He clearly has no idea that this is broadcasting.]

What if it... was real...!

[Gah.] What about the rest of the body?!

[OOC: ... ref.]

Comments

[a_ccidentalism]

Of course you can do that with heads.

[deviousintent]

[JUMPS ABOUT FIVE FEET IN SURPRISE.]

[a_ccidentalism]

[smirks.]

You're on the second level, by the way.

[deviousintent]

[Glaaaare.] Don't sneak up on me like that!

[special_student]

...What were they doing with someone's head? Are you sure it was real, Hikaru? Though, I guess, considering all that's happening, I couldn't be very surprised if it was...

[deviousintent]

H-Haruhi--the spine--[Sputters random nonsense about bodily proportions. AND DO YOU REALLY THINK HE WOULD HAVE BEEN FOOLED BY A FAKE?]

He didn't show it to you, did he?

[special_student]

Show what to me? Hikaru, talk slower, you're not making any sense. [And that would be the 'you're being weird, again' look.]

[deviousintent]

[Deep breaths.] Haruhi, he had someone's head! I'm not joking, it was a real head! And people are exploding everywhere-- [Wait. People are exploding everywhere. Watch Hikaru actually think about the implications.

COVERS YOUR EYES.]

[variant]

Do what with heads?

[watch out D;]

[deviousintent]

T-the spine...!

[variant]

What?

[deviousintent]

[SHAKES YOU FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT.] He ripped out the spine!

[thefirstphase]

[HI THAR BB FEELING ANY BETTER?] It exploded, duh.

[deviousintent]

[NO ANYONE BUT YOU. HAVE THE EQUIVALENT TO A VERBAL KEYSMASH.]

[1/2]

[thefirstphase]

[Laughs a bit at the flailing--]

[thefirstphase]

[Then grabs by the shoulders to pull him up to eye level.] Stop your whining.