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[deviousintent]

[Strewn around Template, you may come across one of the many posters- all of them featuring the head from this picture photoshopped onto a body similar to this. Believe it or not, Hikaru is amazing at these sorts of things, so it looks a... lot more convincing than us muns are bound to think. :|b

Comments

[princeofdrama]

[And here is a Tamaki, with one of those posters in his hand AND HE IS FLAILING and trying to drag you away.]

What are you doing, so out in the open, Hikaru?! A murderer is on the loose! He is armed! AND DANGEROUS! Help me find Haruhi and Kyouya and we'll hide out in my apartment under the blankets with a flashlight and food rations that we may only eat sparingly lest we resort to eating each other like CANNIBALS!

[deviousintent]

[Y HALO THAR Hikaru settles with looking politely confused, as though he has never seen one of these posters yet.]

Like cannibals? But Milord, the King is always noble enough to sacrifice himself first!

[princeofdrama]

I'M TOO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL TO BE SACRIFICED SO SUDDENLY.

[deviousintent]

[WAVES FINGER AT. FOR SHAME, TAMAKI, FOR SHAME.]

The traits of a good leader always include sacrifice! What would Haruhi think if she found out you were afraid?

[onlyformerit]

[sighs, clearly he needs something to do]

[deviousintent]

[WAVES AT YOU FROM HIS BENCH.]

[onlyformerit]

[raises an eyebrow] You do realize that Tamaki will see this.

[deviousintent]

It would be a shame if he missed it. [And he won't even bother with you- just have an evil grin that totally proves he's guilty not that you wouldn't know.]

[cruciverbal]

[O HAI, HIKARU. B SEES WHAT U DID THAR. He's guessing you're the one responsible, since you're the one who's probably spent the most time around him, and - well, he's not a genius detective for nothing. Still, he's not about to let on that he's even seen the posters - not yet, anyway.]

Hello, Hikaru.

[deviousintent]

[WAVES.] You were out for a walk? I thought you liked staying inside.

[cruciverbal]

Oh, I do. But I wanted to thank you for the tour the other day.

[deviousintent]

You must be trying to re-trace our steps.