Random Post of Random Things
1. Watch this. And be in awe.
Click to view2. Watch this, and giggle madly. WARNING: NO FOOD OR DRINK BEFORE/DURING/AFTER CLICKING "PLAY". SERIOUSLY.
3. I seriously have this burning need for Leonidas/Stelios slash. I can't find any. This makes me sad and frustrated. INTERWEBS, WHY HAVE YOU FAILED ME?
4. If you're a fan of Suits, you need to read the Pizza Boy AU on the kinkmeme, if you haven't already. It is FABULOUS!
5. IT'S MEME TIME, BECAUSE I RANDOMLY SAW THIS QUESTION WHILE SEARCHING FOR THE AFFORMENTIONED LEONIDAS FIC.
Ten People or Characters You'd Want on Your Side in a Fight: (apparently I expect to find myself in the middle of an all out war or something.) Also- I will be putting pictures with this, after LJ stops being such a whiskey tango douche-bag.
- Arthur, from Inception. Not only is this guy hot as Hell in a suit, he's wicked smart and dangerous. He can walk on walls, people, that would come in very handy in said fight.
- Stelios, from 300. Once again, sexy (and played by Michael Fassbender to boot) and very deadly. The dude does not one but TWO running leap death kill things in this movie, and has the second best trash talk line in history, "Then we shall fight in the shade." (The first being, of course, Leonidas saying "Come and get them" when the Persians told them to lay down their weapons)
- Merlin. Dude's the most powerful wizard of all time, of course I want him to help me out!
- Roque, from The Losers. He's crazy, he's huge, he has a fucking shit-ton of knives on him at all times. What's not to like about that?
- Hanibal Smith of The A Team, or Liam Neeson himself, I'm not picky. One of them is a super smart strategist with tons of Spec Ops training, and the other is a former boxer that's got an insane reach and is surprisingly quick on his feet for someone his age. It's a win-win, either way.
- Sebastian from Dragon Age 2, because I need a ranged weapons fighter and he's badass.
- Mayhem Miller. He's an MMA fighter, what more do I have to say?
- Brad Colbert. The real one or the fictionalized version of him from Generation Kill, I don't really care because they are both BAMFs.
- Todd the Wraith. He can not only suck the life outta the people you're fighting, but he can heal you if you're injured, 'cause that sucking thing goes both ways!
- Reepicheep from the Chronics of Narnia. He might be a mouse, but he's got some mad skills. Plus, who the fuck would expect to fight a mouse?