Hockey 'Ships Pic Spam
This is for necro_omen13 who has been dragged kicking and screaming into the hockey fandom, and wants to know exactly who she's shipping. I hope she enjoys!
We're going to start with the 'ship that got her started, Toews/Kane.
First is Jonathan Toews, the young captain who is way too serious sometimes:
Isn't he adorable, being all into the game and whatnot?
He also looks good in a suit!
In jeans as well, though I'm not sure I approve of the weirdness that is going on under his pockets...
And this is what is under all that gear.
He is just way too adorable, no?
And then we have his wife husband, Patrick Kane, the midget who likes mullets and partying:
Just look at that face!
He's nearly always chewing on his mouth gard, even while playing, instead of using it the way it's intended. I think he has an oral fixation or something.
Okay, he reminds me of the kid that played in Peter Pan with Jason Isaacs. Is that bad?
The mullet mentioned above, because bb couldn't grow a playoff beard to save his life.
He's so excited to have a cookie!
He cleans up nicely too.
Then, because this is as 'ships spam, proof of their eternal love:
They're waiting for the photographer to leave so they can go have sex.
After the biggest freaking win ever.
Moving on, we will continue today's tour with the awesomeness that is Keithbrook!
We have here Duncan Keith, one of the BAMFiest players ever:
This is the guy that lost SEVEN TEETH and decided to keep playing. Yeah.
He also reads books about serial killers. For fun.
But he loves his puppy!
A lot!
Seriously, they're freaking adorable.
The only time he's not awkward (from what I can tell, at least) is when he's on the ice.
I love the way his hair curls out from under the hats he insists on wearing.
LOOK AT HIS ARMS!
Ahem. The other half of this 'ship is Brent Seabrook, one of the most adorable guys ever:
He also has a puppy he loves.
His hair is less spiked than normal, but he's still cute.
And he's a dork, which is cool.
YOU CANNOT ARGUE HIS ADORABLENESS!
And now, the actual Keithbrook part of this spam:
God I love TFLN, and their awesome romance.
I don't know why Duncan would ever hurt Brent, but this picture's still adorable.
After that fucking horrible hit from Torres took Seabs out during the playoffs.
And the final 'ships portion of today's post, Sharpie/Bur!
This guy is Adam Burish, Sharpie's best friend and lover and partner in crime, who sadly got traded to the Dallas Stars:
I love his hair, I really do. More than Seabs', I think.
Bur-Jesus at the parade. I WILL WORSHIP YOU IF YOU WANT ME TO, BUR!
The man looks way too sexy in a suit and fedora. It's bad for my health.
Because I miss him, okay? It also gives you a little insight into his personality.
The hair. And random fact: he tossed a puck over the glass during a Dallas game, to a fan wearing his 'Hawks sweater.
I know I posted this in the past, but. It's Bur. And it's ALL TRUFAX.
I wanna know who made his epic balloon sword.
UNF.
"Hmm? Oh, I'm just chillin'. With the Stanley. Fucking. Cup." And getting his ass checked out by #90 back there. Am I the only one that noticed that?
Patrick Sharp. The Sharp Shooter. The Most Gorgeous Man in Hockey. Bur's boyfriend:
I have no idea why, but I find it really sexy when he licks his canines like this.
What is going on with his hair? You know what, I don't care. Becuase it's Sharpie.
No idea why he stopped his fun with Bur to take this picture, but I appreciate his restraint.
I really love his arms. Is that weird?
With the Cup. And some water.
He looks...really freaking young right here.
Again with the arms.
Who's the sexiest dork ever? That's right, this guy.
I love watching him celebrate a goal.
This is on my wall. It's about six feet tall. It's one of the first things people see when they walk in. I love it. And his awesome playoff beard.
Him and his bassett hound!
Now, brace yourself, for the awesomeness that is these two guys together:
I love Adam's sweater.
They crack each other up.
WOOT!
Even though I don't like the Sox, this is a good picture.
You can't tell me the look on Sharpie's face right here is anything but adoration and love.
*snort*
And now, because I can, some funny hockey pictures:
We're going to start with the 'ship that got her started, Toews/Kane.
First is Jonathan Toews, the young captain who is way too serious sometimes:
Isn't he adorable, being all into the game and whatnot?
He also looks good in a suit!
In jeans as well, though I'm not sure I approve of the weirdness that is going on under his pockets...
And this is what is under all that gear.
He is just way too adorable, no?
And then we have his wife husband, Patrick Kane, the midget who likes mullets and partying:
Just look at that face!
He's nearly always chewing on his mouth gard, even while playing, instead of using it the way it's intended. I think he has an oral fixation or something.
Okay, he reminds me of the kid that played in Peter Pan with Jason Isaacs. Is that bad?
The mullet mentioned above, because bb couldn't grow a playoff beard to save his life.
He's so excited to have a cookie!
He cleans up nicely too.
Then, because this is as 'ships spam, proof of their eternal love:
They're waiting for the photographer to leave so they can go have sex.
After the biggest freaking win ever.
Moving on, we will continue today's tour with the awesomeness that is Keithbrook!
We have here Duncan Keith, one of the BAMFiest players ever:
This is the guy that lost SEVEN TEETH and decided to keep playing. Yeah.
He also reads books about serial killers. For fun.
But he loves his puppy!
A lot!
Seriously, they're freaking adorable.
The only time he's not awkward (from what I can tell, at least) is when he's on the ice.
I love the way his hair curls out from under the hats he insists on wearing.
LOOK AT HIS ARMS!
Ahem. The other half of this 'ship is Brent Seabrook, one of the most adorable guys ever:
He also has a puppy he loves.
His hair is less spiked than normal, but he's still cute.
And he's a dork, which is cool.
YOU CANNOT ARGUE HIS ADORABLENESS!
And now, the actual Keithbrook part of this spam:
God I love TFLN, and their awesome romance.
I don't know why Duncan would ever hurt Brent, but this picture's still adorable.
After that fucking horrible hit from Torres took Seabs out during the playoffs.
And the final 'ships portion of today's post, Sharpie/Bur!
This guy is Adam Burish, Sharpie's best friend and lover and partner in crime, who sadly got traded to the Dallas Stars:
I love his hair, I really do. More than Seabs', I think.
Bur-Jesus at the parade. I WILL WORSHIP YOU IF YOU WANT ME TO, BUR!
The man looks way too sexy in a suit and fedora. It's bad for my health.
Because I miss him, okay? It also gives you a little insight into his personality.
The hair. And random fact: he tossed a puck over the glass during a Dallas game, to a fan wearing his 'Hawks sweater.
I know I posted this in the past, but. It's Bur. And it's ALL TRUFAX.
I wanna know who made his epic balloon sword.
UNF.
"Hmm? Oh, I'm just chillin'. With the Stanley. Fucking. Cup." And getting his ass checked out by #90 back there. Am I the only one that noticed that?
Patrick Sharp. The Sharp Shooter. The Most Gorgeous Man in Hockey. Bur's boyfriend:
I have no idea why, but I find it really sexy when he licks his canines like this.
What is going on with his hair? You know what, I don't care. Becuase it's Sharpie.
No idea why he stopped his fun with Bur to take this picture, but I appreciate his restraint.
I really love his arms. Is that weird?
With the Cup. And some water.
He looks...really freaking young right here.
Again with the arms.
Who's the sexiest dork ever? That's right, this guy.
I love watching him celebrate a goal.
This is on my wall. It's about six feet tall. It's one of the first things people see when they walk in. I love it. And his awesome playoff beard.
Him and his bassett hound!
Now, brace yourself, for the awesomeness that is these two guys together:
I love Adam's sweater.
They crack each other up.
WOOT!
Even though I don't like the Sox, this is a good picture.
You can't tell me the look on Sharpie's face right here is anything but adoration and love.
*snort*
And now, because I can, some funny hockey pictures: