*Edited*
Sooo, dress for Ben's wedding?

( EL JAY CUT! )

My mother sent these to me this morning. :

Following are the 10 winners of this year's Bulwer-Lytton contest (AKA the "Dark and Stormy Night Contest") which is run by the English Dept. of San Jose State University. In this contest, one is challenged to write the first line, and only the first line, of a bad novel.

Here are the winners!
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"The biggest myth about Southern women is that we are frail types--fainting on our sofas and all that. Nobody where I grew up ever acted like that. We were about as fragile as coal trucks."

--Lee Smith

I just got an offer from Buffalo Exchange to sell my pieces there.

They really liked them, I was surprised.

But I'm super really excited

It's really hit me how little I want to go home ( Read more... )

I would like to take this time to inform you all that COLORADO SUCKS

It is 3 days until May.

It is snowing!

And accumulating.

Like 5 inches accumulating.

I hate snow.

And this state for producing it now.

Man, I do dumb shit sometimes. It sometimes slips my mind that not everyone in the world thinks the same way I do. And then I end up offending people that I don't mean to, and feeling like a total douche. Mmm ( Read more... )

Haven't updated in a while ( Read more... )

Link>>> TEH INTERNETS!!!

Why the hell do people take the internet so god damned seriously?!?!

Got this from Emmy Stu:

http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3

It's a pretty dog gone funny voicemail.
And it goes to show you, never underestimate an old woman. Especially a Southern one with a Bible.

**Edit**

I have spent the whole day unhappy because I am missing Marleyfest in Austin this weekend.
That is until i found out that

THE ( Read more... )