I REALLY want this month to be over now

[devoidofthought]

So far this month

Comments

[ophelia_is_dead]

holy crap! *protective cuddles*

[nefariuspurpus]

Clearly what you need is a lever machine (buttons having apparently been taken already) which will 'cause similarly unpleasant things to happen to Mr. God. Also, one of the levers should have a deflector function which, if engineered properly, will actually allow you to deflect the button-pushers deviosities onto other people who suck lots more.