i like how to get a job in this business, i have to get yet another internship. i've heard back from a few in a varity of interests. i'm gonna knock out a cover letter (thanks to the book my dad got me) and then rework my resume 5 different ways to make it sound awesome ( Read more... )

i told my self i wouldn't be disapointed if i didn't like hitchhikers. i said the only way i'd be disapointed is if zaphoid didn't have 2 heads and three arms like he's supposed to ( Read more... )

my boss susan is a cockblock.

i have a job interview. as a 'financial advisor'. sure. i'm just going for interview practice. my dad thinks it's a scam. i'm pretty sure he thinks my life is a scam ( Read more... )

dane cook touched my boob. wooooooooooo. love him love him. don't know why i'm so nervous around him. probably because he's dreamy. damn it. when he signed my shirt (w/ us on it.) he said, next time you can make a shirt of us in this picture and it can be like infinity. or that might be creepy. well, that was the plan i said. i'm a creepy ( Read more... )

sometimes, i type www.olivejournal.com. olivejournal does not exist. but it should. it could be a record of olives. or maybe of the color green. people could have debates, pitted vs. non. pimento fillings or nay ( Read more... )

lately i have been very down in the dumps. this is mostly because i've moved home and i'm depressed that mylifeisgoingnowhere and i'm going to be stuckhereforever. this is also because i am very lonely at home (which explains all the sad lonely dreams and new uses for peanut butter i'm creating). it's good in some ways that i've been writing ( Read more... )

yesterday is a day that will go down in history.

the day i realized you can melt peanut butter in the microwave and pour it over things.

last nite i had a very vivid dream. i've been remembering my dreams alot more clearly lately and i'm not exactly sure why that is, but i think about them the whole day. anyway ( Read more... )

today god sat down and said, hmm.  what can i accomplish this year, (more specifically today) that will make the people of the world doubt my existance?  i've already gotten bush elected for a second term...but there must be something else.

god thought and thought.  he made a list.  on the top of the list it said:

1.) elect pope with ties to ( Read more... )