peter murphy is probably the best/worst thing to ever happen to devon martin ( Read more... )

when i got into work today, it smelled like burning marshmellows. i know the smell of burning marshmellows, because when i go to xandos i never eat the marshmellows with the s'mores, i just set them on fire and think about launching flaming marshemellow firebombs across the restaurant. one day, when i totally lose it (soon in the coming) i will ( Read more... )

"whenever a guy liked me, his desire for me almost instantly branded him a loser. i was as merciless on boys as i was on myself; i could forgive them nothing. a guy could be sweet, doting, and intelligent, but God help him if he met me at the movies wearing a dorky terry cloth shirt and a puka shell bracelet. God help him if he sweated too much ( Read more... )

i stole a billion dollars in alcohol today. i have rationlized why it is okay ( Read more... )

sometimes, you head into work and you want to yell. "GOOD LORD. i sell LIQUOR." or whatever it is you sell: clothing, books, yourself, lattes. (the last two are one in the same, i believe ( Read more... )

the international sign for children is a little boy running haphazardly (one might even go as far to say the word "dashing") after a ball (why is it that america is rasing children without hand eye coordination is beyond me) wearing knickers and a hat with a bobble. there aren't enough bobble hats in the universe. driving on any road in new ( Read more... )

had to wipe my hard drive.

thanks dell.

who wants to go to coachella. i'm not even kidding. we could do it for probably $300. i want to see rilo kiley. (also others.)

you've got till the 5th to decide.

well, i got my virus deleted. which was distgustingly thanks to stupid computer applications. except...well, now my desktop isn't working. by not working i mean i can't get the wallpaper to work. it just turns beige. i tried to manually change it to different things, but i think my computer is still upset with me.

any ideas?

so...well, i was ok, let's get to the point, illegally downloading terrible music and i got a fucking virus on my computer. it keeps destroying things. ie, my norton anti virus. which, and if you'll permit me for asking, what is the point if it's letting viruses into my computer anyhow? i suppose this is what i get, when i was downloading kelly ( Read more... )

today, i have come to a decision. the decison was, that i'm going to be in a good mood. thus, i was. i kind of figured, time passes ANYWAY, so i might as well be chipper about it. people appreciate it anyway. the end ( Read more... )