It's 1 AM and who do I get a call from? KRISTEN COLLINS, DRUNK OFF HER ASS! I hate being the one on the receiving line of someone's drunkeness. I hate it because it reminds me that I'm sober and I have to pay extra close attention to the sayings/slurrings of the drunk who's trying to carry out a conversation with me. Without the help of a ( Read more... )

I’m running on 2 hours of sleep and have been awake for well over 24 hours. Instead of drinking, singing, partying, smoking, or fucking (?), I spent most of my time last night in Brandon’s Excursion, driving around at early hours of the morning, in search of something to do.

THIS JUST IN: I just dozed off for a second and drooled on my keyboard.

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Buenos nachos bitches. I just woke up (11:32 AM) and there’s nothing to eat in this house, so after I update this shit, I’m off to Del Taco. And since I’m fucking hungry, I’m going to keep this journal entry short and sweet.

Yesterday’s highlight: Went to Rite Aid to get a disposable camera and since I was their 100th customer purchasing a ( Read more... )

Well, first off... yes, it is I, Devin, updating this shit on livejournal as opposed to my homeland, Xanga. If xanga were a woman, she'd be a jealous bitch, lemme tell ya. So, anyways, here's what's been goin on ( Read more... )

It's 3:01 AM and I got bored... so I did all that was required of me to complete the daring LiveJournal initiation- revealing my true identity, email address, and birthdate! For a second I thought LJ was going to make me walk over hot, steamy coals, wearing nothing but a bow tie and itching powder in the most uncomfortable of areas. Guess not /sigh ( Read more... )