Worst First Day Back Ever

[devora_meira]

Let me begin by saying I've never received a ticket for anything in my entire life. With that said, Kelly and I got pulled over three (3) times in less than 12 hours on our drive from Little Rock to Evanston. Cop Number One: Kelly is driving in Northern Arkansas. Very country cops informs us ("I'm gonna tell ya whut I dun and why I dun it!")

Comments

[heatherhostage]

"hot and cold flashes, was exceedingly dizzy, and had sharp shooting pains in my lower left back"

Dori.... That sounds like withdrawl... what have you been up to, missy??

(i'm j/k... I know you ain't no druggie... least i don't think you are)

[devora_meira]

And that right there is why I love you. Come visit me, please!!!

[heatherhostage]

ok! TOmorrow good for you???

Seriously though, I should.

[antfarm_skyline]

Really? It kind of sounds like menopause to me.

[juniorpanthers]

runnin' hot! runnin' cold!
okay. no one finds menopause commericals featuring patti labelle as funny as i do.

i warn you, if you're in a class called human sexuality, you may have to read freud, which unless someone creates a very elaborate, lacanian re-reading and defense of him, will strike you as sexist and medieval.

[antfarm_skyline]

Couldn't be!

[juniorpanthers]

not if you listen to jacques lacan. now, i'll admit, lacan isn't much better in fullofshititude, but he re-reads freud in a few interesting ways.

then again, deleuze and derrida have some fun with him.

[superrockinmike]

sucks to be you....

[lackingalibi]

i love you madly, and miss you terribly.

and you've been gone for what? like, 3 days?