Tis brilleeant to see you updating again after much long mazzy journal deprivation period that I suffered, and also very god to see you have made new friend ("everyone can find a friend, even YOU!")
You'll be glad to know that I will very much fail english as predicted - I blanked for the creative and decided to do the unthinkable and write.... humour. Hence, I will either
a) depress the examiners into reviewing all my non-english related exams and giving me U's in all b) come across as (accurately) pathetic c) get a letter from the edexcel board saying they regret to inform me but my exam paper is lost somewhere in an unknown ocean as the plane crashed due to some inexplicable freak accident where its cargo was overweight from some paper that was too full of shit.
*sigh* further depressingnession was due to the fact that Kohei who was sitting next to me decided to go to sleep in the exam.
Oh well, tis over and ees not too bad of a problem. Eef I fail I shall just have to convert to french *grins horribly*
I just found the most disturbing thing in your lj... a comment posted about the world needing more ppl like you....
They obviously have never met you
Aww shucks, I'm too horrible to you (lobz the BULLY). I don't know what I'd do without my mazzy! Who would check my french hw?
(Shucks? Why the hell did I use the word 'shucks'? No one has used the word 'shucks' since archie comics! And why do I think 'oysters' when i hear 'shucks'??? What is wrong with me?
I don't need an antidote for you, I've been around you so long, swapped brains, and actually considered you a friend that i think I have developed an immunity... apart from the brain switching thing. I can stop that happening as well as you can control your bloody numb arm...
My parents went out to buy thank you presents for my teachers and they returned with 8 blocks of cooking choclit! this is what happens when you try to buy fancy french choclit and you don't understand the meaning of the word "gastronomie" on the front (despite the fact that its almost exactly the same in english). So well they went back to return 8 blocks of cooking choclit and came back having made a graver mistake
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I am
a) throuroughly uninteresting
b) bizarre.
you will find that out soon enough :) Good to have you as an lj friend
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You'll be glad to know that I will very much fail english as predicted - I blanked for the creative and decided to do the unthinkable and write....
humour. Hence, I will either
a) depress the examiners into reviewing all my non-english related exams and giving me U's in all
b) come across as (accurately) pathetic
c) get a letter from the edexcel board saying they regret to inform me but my exam paper is lost somewhere in an unknown ocean as the plane crashed due to some inexplicable freak accident where its cargo was overweight from some paper that was too full of shit.
*sigh* further depressingnession was due to the fact that Kohei who was sitting next to me decided to go to sleep in the exam.
Oh well, tis over and ees not too bad of a problem. Eef I fail I shall just have to convert to french *grins horribly*
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They obviously have never met you
Aww shucks, I'm too horrible to you (lobz the BULLY). I don't know what I'd do without my mazzy! Who would check my french hw?
(Shucks? Why the hell did I use the word 'shucks'? No one has used the word 'shucks' since archie comics! And why do I think 'oysters' when i hear 'shucks'??? What is wrong with me?
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But it's ok...there is an antidote for everything- unfortanately none for the horror of moi!
*grins like lunatic*
Livejournal will be a lot more updated from here on in so *cheers*
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My parents went out to buy thank you presents for my teachers and they returned with 8 blocks of cooking choclit! this is what happens when you try to buy fancy french choclit and you don't understand the meaning of the word "gastronomie" on the front (despite the fact that its almost exactly the same in english). So well they went back to return 8 blocks of cooking choclit and came back having made a graver mistake ( ... )
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EAT IT!
I am determined to get you an lj...one that you will never update but that is not the point... *looks around* anyone volenteer a code?
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*woot*
YOU'RE FINISHED!
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ITS OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER!
AND HP V COMES OUT IN TEN DAYS!
*squeals*
And you'll be done tomorrow!
*claps*
...im done now...
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