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[devoteyourself]

my whole world is crashing down.
apparently most men don't wash their hands after they use the bathroom.
FROM NOW ON ALL MALES WHO WISH TO TOUCH ME IN ANY WAY MUST WASH THEIR HANDS ON THE SPOT.
ugh. penis germs.

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[debatedrama]

Just carry a bottle of hand sanitizer at all times and whip it out when needed.

penis germs

[cranberryman]

you have my penis germs all over your door knob