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[devr0n]

So I truly am a fucktard. I left my phone on the mother fucking bus! Damn those comfortable seats making me so comfy I fall asleep. I had so many numbers in there, and I don't know Rhett's first 3 numbers, so I can't call him and be like...ummm I'm not answering you cuz I'm a fucktard. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Why why why WHY am I so dumb? Like it's

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[psycho_psyche]

god devon, youre such a fucktard! hah j/p
:P

[psycho_psyche]

actually, the term i like better than "fucktard" is quite similar, but i do like "fuckmook" much better.
do you recognize it?

"I cannot see, fuckmook. I have no eyes!"

ah, Johnny Depp is the only man who can make having gouged out eyes look sexy. and does he ever!

[haxhaxhaxxx]