So, I was thinking about "Jerusalem" by Matisyahu; you know, the one where he says "Jerusalem, if I forget you/My right hand forgets what it's supposed to do". So does this mean that if he loses his religion he can no longer masturbate? And if that's the case, is that why Michael Stipe has been such a prick for the last decade and a half?

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So, it's a 3-outer. When has a three outer ever worried me?

Two months for me and Stef. This one goes out to all the hatas who said we wouldn't last a week ( Read more... )

Quote means nothing. But I have a monster fever and it's stuck in my head, so deal with it. I'm busting my ass like it's never been busted before, and now is the time the cosmos picks for me to get sick. Obviously I'm trying to breathe through my nose on the phone, and as a result I'm fucking asphyxiating. But I'm bangin'. I have an oppurtunity to ( Read more... )

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Another nice weekend with Stephanie. The girl is simply amazing. Wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the rights.

In other news, I feel like I'm gonna die. Fucking flu, out of nowhere. Makes talking on the phone miserable. I sound like I'm fienin' for crack with all the sniffling I'm doing, and that can't be good for the University's reputation ( Read more... )

Happy birthday to my old friend Brennan Boothby ( Read more... )

Or maybe I just shouldn't be allowed to communicate with the outside world when I'm tired.

Or as Walter said in the dream I had last night "You can't throw cereal if it's in the box." Yeah. Real-life Walter makes more sense.

Anyway. I think I'm down with skim milk.

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So we all know how I talk about Reaper and K (my superego and id?) a lot and they fight on here and I look insane and stuff. I thought I'd give everyone a window into what they're doing as I post this.

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