The men in Spain, ew

Jun 15, 2005 12:22

I have come to the conclusion that, for the most part, I attract two kinds of men:
a) Fuckwits
b) Creeps ( Read more... )

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AHHH! illusionz84 June 15 2005, 14:20:21 UTC
Ruthi!
I'm so sorry that happened to you! Oh my goodness. The thing about men in general is that you could be wearing the most hideous outfit, have not taken a shower in days, have not brushed your teeth, and guys will still come up to you and mess with you. AHHHHHH!

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Re: AHHH! dexgoestospain June 15 2005, 19:14:11 UTC
I forgot to mention the part where #3 actually grabbed my breast. Ugh.

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Nice big bowl nitemare187 June 15 2005, 16:16:05 UTC
These Spainairds need a nice fistful of shut the fuck up. Right to their face, because they made efforts to seduce and intimidate Rifraf. I think that's funny that they love their junk so much, because Spanish men have statistically smaller penis(es/i) than most others, they measured at like 4.8" average (yes, I converted the metric). So HAH!

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Re: Nice big bowl dexgoestospain June 15 2005, 19:13:28 UTC
That's amazing. I love you for looking that up. Justin never fails to put a huge smile on my face.

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Re: Nice big bowl nitemare187 June 15 2005, 23:29:35 UTC
Awww, love you too Alex...

Other interesting facts
English men take longest to ejactulate at 7min 38 second
Turkish men are the shortest at 3min 22 seconds
The average american dingdong is 5.03" long
The infinitive of fuck in spanish is chingar.

Reading this over again, I'm constantly amazed at how all the Spanish guys have hardons, all of them. That's amazing, the blood must be going to the wrong head. Because wow, seriously wow.

"He could have also fathered me" that is fucking hillarious. I remember the time my friend's mom was hitting on me, we were like 14 at the time. I was like no Mrs. Ray!! Wow, ick, ickickickickick. This may trump Gail's exposed mammory glands. AHHHH. (traumatized noises)

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Re: Nice big bowl nitemare187 June 15 2005, 23:30:53 UTC
Now that I think about it... That must mean that half the men in America are shorter than 5.03"

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OMG anonymous June 16 2005, 00:22:42 UTC
I just hope you don't think every latin man is like that. There's a whole South America to be discovered, you know? Come down to Argentina or Uruguay, guys are sexy and respectful, not to mention way smarter than spaniards :-)

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Re: OMG dexgoestospain June 16 2005, 10:37:09 UTC
Nope, this was written only in regards to Spanish men. I much prefer every other hispanic country in almost every aspect, anyway. By the way, who is this?

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deadstar666 June 16 2005, 03:18:38 UTC
hehe spanish men do love their junk :-x

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dexgoestospain June 16 2005, 10:33:59 UTC
More than the women, I'm sure.

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deadstar666 June 17 2005, 02:36:47 UTC
oh definetly LOL

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