"if the world collapses,
i know i wanna be yours in time
and somehow find a way
to your new religion"

okay, no preaching occured on the train yesterday. Just some old furry looking guy who was sitting next to the door near where i was standing pissing himself and muttering that we're all sticking animals. the train stank all the way home ( Read more... )

just thought i'd ask how your God looks upon those who are selfish? the ones who care about themselves only ( Read more... )

then i need new actors! how dare they go and change the script on me ( Read more... )

everybody knows that you're insane...

it seems the holiday season has affected many in a poor way...

everyone needs a Happy Hank The Monkey!!!

you can play George of the Jungle all day long :)

i love cock!!!! it tastes great!!! schlong all day long!!!!

today is my birthday.

You scored as Hedonism. Your life is guided by the principles of Hedonism: You believe that pleasure is a great, or the greatest, good; and you try to enjoy life’s pleasures as much as you can.

“Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!”

Hedonism
85%
Apathy
75%
Utilitarianism
70%
Strong Egoism
70%
Existentialism
65%
Justice (Fairness)
60%
Kantianism
40%
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I miss Gregg's I've decided today. I miss sugary donuts, and New Orleans style chicken rolls... I miss fatty cakes and Irn Bru for lunch and dinner and morning tea and breakfast....

gee, can anyone figure out how I gained so much weight??