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[dexter27]

I abhor alarm systems. Being the high techy man that he is, not to mention scared of his own shadow, my dad had alarm systems installed in our house when we moved in. You know, to protect and warn us from intruders. I myself am more from the school of leave all your doors unlocked, we're in Vermont for fuck sake. He does not see it that way. I

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[naked_american]

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. You need to write memoirs or something.

[arinumberone]

Ali's high school grad challenge project was on memoir writing!

[amgrover]

Who knew Shelburne police was harboring a hottie?