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[onetrueshipper]

Heeeello! My name's Canon! I'm the one who gives you all those nice little facts straight from the book. That sort of thing. I'm pretty lenient, so don't worry. I mean, I'm completely relative to the situation. So there's book!Canon and then there's DF!Canon and yeah. Point, though, is that I follow a pattern of reasoning and development

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[crack_pairgen]

*furious glare* ...*cold nod* *icily* Canon.

All right, how's this?

The Mad Hatter/Shadowfax! Pestilence/Norman Bates! Fouche/Eomer! Hestia/Philippe de Chagny! Oliver Wood/Crowley!

*triumphant grin*

[onetrueshipper]

*forced smile* Pairgen.

Oh honestly.

If anything, I suppose it could be stretched to Mad Hatter/March Hare. Pestilence/DEATH is all you get. Oliver Wood obviously belongs with George Weasley and Crowley/Aziraphale is far too beautiful to bother with something so silly anyway. Augh! Just...

*scowls* Really, dear. You might be good for some fun now and again but they really alway do fall back on me for anything real and actually worth exploring in depth.

[crack_pairgen]

*in steely tones* You've...been well, I hope.

*giggle* Don't even try to justify it, dear.

...not true! They've broken you before, and they go against you all the time! I'm the cornerstone of most of their creativity!

[inthis_style]

I most certainly am not up to nailing the March Hare.

[romy_doom_kitty]

Hello...

[_asterisks_]

*If the way Ex talks then Aster/CAPS could be practically Canon's doing.*

(Typist: Now I am extremely tempted to make a Fanon pup.)

[aseveryoneknows]

*Coyly* Hello you, what's a nice boy like you doing here?

[crack_beret]

*frowns* You're mean to my sister! I don't like you! Dorian/War! *kicks Canon's shin and runs away* Aramis/Adrian! Ligur/Mad Hatter! Take that, you loser!